What if........................... fools accidentally actually get drunk while pretend-drinking. Or just Wangji can, he's the bigger moron. Then, drunk post this gd team. Crawl around the citadel. Hunt down chickens. Then try to "subtly" deliver them over the rooftop to Wei Wuxian — because Lan Wangji's stuck in #TeamMalacuso and can't walk through the door.
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What if........................... fools accidentally actually get drunk while pretend-drinking. Or just Wangji can, he's the bigger moron. Then, drunk post this gd team. Crawl around the citadel. Hunt down chickens. Then try to "subtly" deliver them over the rooftop to Wei Wuxian — because Lan Wangji's stuck in #TeamMalacuso and can't walk through the door.
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