So tossing this up on offer if anyone wants to run with it: Wei Wuxian is still our local reincarnated fertility goddess, and this guy likes sleeping around, so if we. Wanted to dovetail those things. Somehow?

Wei Wuxian's not here to love this plan but he is here to see if it'd work in tandem with whatever else people want to plot out, but he can like. Talisman the guards into freezing/being biddable if needed.