Tripping one, switching "Stark Season/Targaryen Season" signs. Classic slapstick.

(Okay, I legit laughed out loud at that last part you wrote.)

Drogon won't really be paying attention a lot to Dany. There are mermaids and other things to eat and no city where he has to mind his "p"s and "q"s. So he's taking advantage of this and building a lair somewhere.

So Dany is on her own to cause get into trouble. So Alayne and Dany would be on an even playing ground.