PLAYER: Lone Sheep (aka Sheep) PREFERRED CONTACT:lonesheep, PM, or just ping me on the discord chat CHARACTER & CANON: Number Five | The Umbrella Academy (going to do a second comment for Marcos so this doesn't get crazy long ahem)
THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: paranoid teenage grandpa obsessed with family, the apocalypse, and casual murder UNUSUAL PRODUCT THEY’D REP AS AWKWARD BRAND AMBASSADOR: fluffernutter sandwiches or some obscure outdated candy bar (as long as it's not a Twinkie or a fucking Fudge Nutter, he holds grudges)
HOUSING: #10 (the still?? haunted one with Hermione, Wen Kexing, and Xie Yun) FREQUENT HABITS: This guy loves a pace. He paces constantly, talks to himself, and he's constantly writing with/on anything he can feasibly use. Does not sleep so he's up at odd hours. He also teleports everywhere, even when he doesn't have to, so he's liable to blink around because he can. Especially to his siblings houses, but I'm sure you're used to it by now, right? Also has an addiction to caffeine, so you know... see the above habits and just explain away and wonder where he keeps getting that.
WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN UP TO LATELY? He's had an eventful month. (Theoretically?) helped with teleporting people out of a snake pit, went very crazy in the woods, and locked his family in a room with everything he's stolen since coming to the village because he let his greed curse go nuts. (If you are missing something, I'm sorry it might be in his gross hoarder room.) He was doing better after Taravast, but lately he's just really a baby step away from a psychotic break. Probably just hormones?? He'll be fine. Top level for the last event log! I posted it late so it's very open for whatever.
CR THEY NEED: - anyone who exhibits Old Man Energy that he can gripe with - people he can bribe into teaching him magic - conspiracy friends - smart people who might understand what he's saying if he spouts off about time travel - extremely patient characters who can logic!shame him into taking care of himself maybe - friends of his family that he can stalk - anyone who doesn't mind supplying him with alcohol
CR THEY PROBABLY DON’T NEED, BUT YOU DO: - the Youths, give him CR of his apparent age he does not know how to interact - people who will call him on his shit! I'm very fine with CR consequences to his actions (stealing from everyone, breaking that mirror that restored Anurr, trying to kill at least three of you, locking his family in that room...)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT THEM INVOLVED IN: - just one time let him get into something where looking like a teenager is necessary - because this deep end needs to find a bottom, very up for a murder scene where he grossly misinterprets how to atone for his curse - after the incident(s) in the woods, he's going to be Very Into any plots against the Beastmaster please hit him up
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CHARACTER & CANON: Number Five | The Umbrella Academy (going to do a second comment for Marcos so this doesn't get crazy long ahem)
THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: paranoid teenage grandpa obsessed with family, the apocalypse, and casual murder
UNUSUAL PRODUCT THEY’D REP AS AWKWARD BRAND AMBASSADOR: fluffernutter sandwiches or some obscure outdated candy bar (as long as it's not a Twinkie or a fucking Fudge Nutter, he holds grudges)
HOUSING: #10 (the still?? haunted one with Hermione, Wen Kexing, and Xie Yun)
FREQUENT HABITS: This guy loves a pace. He paces constantly, talks to himself, and he's constantly writing with/on anything he can feasibly use. Does not sleep so he's up at odd hours. He also teleports everywhere, even when he doesn't have to, so he's liable to blink around because he can. Especially to his siblings houses, but I'm sure you're used to it by now, right? Also has an addiction to caffeine, so you know... see the above habits and just explain away and wonder where he keeps getting that.
WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN UP TO LATELY? He's had an eventful month. (Theoretically?) helped with teleporting people out of a snake pit, went very crazy in the woods, and locked his family in a room with everything he's stolen since coming to the village because he let his greed curse go nuts. (If you are missing something, I'm sorry it might be in his gross hoarder room.) He was doing better after Taravast, but lately he's just really a baby step away from a psychotic break. Probably just hormones?? He'll be fine. Top level for the last event log! I posted it late so it's very open for whatever.
CR THEY NEED:
- anyone who exhibits Old Man Energy that he can gripe with
- people he can bribe into teaching him magic
- conspiracy friends
- smart people who might understand what he's saying if he spouts off about time travel
- extremely patient characters who can logic!shame him into taking care of himself maybe
- friends of his family that he can stalk
- anyone who doesn't mind supplying him with alcohol
CR THEY PROBABLY DON’T NEED, BUT YOU DO:
- the Youths, give him CR of his apparent age he does not know how to interact
- people who will call him on his shit! I'm very fine with CR consequences to his actions (stealing from everyone, breaking that mirror that restored Anurr, trying to kill at least three of you, locking his family in that room...)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT THEM INVOLVED IN:
- just one time let him get into something where looking like a teenager is necessary
- because this deep end needs to find a bottom, very up for a murder scene where he grossly misinterprets how to atone for his curse
- after the incident(s) in the woods, he's going to be Very Into any plots against the Beastmaster please hit him up
GIF OF THEIR INNER MOOD ON MOST DAYS: