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bravery
★★★★★

*that dead man rep

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

*we know what you did last summer

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

*leeway for Xue Yang

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*again, have to factor in the Xue Yang influence

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

*this is just "How Xue Yang messed up Xiao Xingchen's credit score, the meme"

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*ffs, we know what you did last autumn too

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

*yes, he talks in poor

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

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