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bravery
★★★★★
hasn't seen him lose his shit yet

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
ehh doesn't give off thug vibes

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
actually seems competent good job!

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
future seeing and all gives him an advantage

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
this is a high score for him???

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
yes, give him a heads up thanks

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
he's part of the reason why Five sleeps on a bed of money, so...

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

thankfully does not

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

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