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bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*sometimes he is too dirty for thugs; thugs have standards

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

*he is twice dead and talks to the dead for a living

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

*can we please not

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

*he's going to find a Wen somewhere in need of protection, watch him

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*Wangji out

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

*(sugar) Yiling daddy

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

*we are not killing him again. It's getting boring. No bueno. No kill.

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