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bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★
Five probably reads too much into it tbh

honour
★★★★★
to the point that it's annoying... followed him all the damn way home

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
let him do some math and get back to you

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
other people? sure. his? probably recently... went down a star

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
not inconceivable...

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
would he though

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
doesn't come across as a big spender, no

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
he has a son right??

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