honour ★★★★★ mingyu senses more ruthless pragmatism.
odds of surviving a pack of thugs ★★★★★ will his husband be present? if not, dock two points.
odds of leading said pack of thugs ★★★★★ will his husband be present? if so, five stars. generally speaking, this man man carries the stench of the ruling class about him.
odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs ★★★★★ depends on the pack of thugs really, will either nominate him king or toss him on his ass in mingyu's humble opinion.
likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party ★★★★★ beitang moran does not strike mingyu as someone who often does things out of awkwardness, incident, or stupidity.
is this person going to survive the dead? ★★★★★ moran seems like he takes care of his and his own.
would this person be better off dead? ★★★★★ but marry your husband before mingyu gets fed up with it and puts one of you in the ground for the narrative development.
would you trust this person with your safety? ★★★★★ moran is responsible and intelligent but not particularly... equipped to guarantee anyone's safety here.
is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission? ★★★★★ unlikely but reserving one star for love confessions at an inopportune time, dooming us all.
likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff ★★★★★ too level headed.
odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all ★★★★★ highly unlikely, but sometimes it's the quiet one.
would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off? ★★★★★ better than no one, probably.
is this person why we're always out of money? ★★★★★ having his own sugar daddy prevents this ranking from being higher.
does this person even know what money is? ★★★★★ 'it's a banana xunxian what could it cost, six rubies?'
would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice? ★★★★★ may not be a virgin but would look pretty on a sacrificial altar
no subject
★★★★★
sassy but refuses to acknowledge that he has a husband. weak as hell.
quippy wit
★★★★★
occasionally savage, mingyu offers 3 stars for sheer brutality.
honour
★★★★★
mingyu senses more ruthless pragmatism.
odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
will his husband be present? if not, dock two points.
odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
will his husband be present? if so, five stars. generally speaking, this man man carries the stench of the ruling class about him.
odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
depends on the pack of thugs really, will either nominate him king or toss him on his ass in mingyu's humble opinion.
likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
beitang moran does not strike mingyu as someone who often does things out of awkwardness, incident, or stupidity.
is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
moran seems like he takes care of his and his own.
would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
but marry your husband before mingyu gets fed up with it and puts one of you in the ground for the narrative development.
would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
moran is responsible and intelligent but not particularly... equipped to guarantee anyone's safety here.
is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
unlikely but reserving one star for love confessions at an inopportune time, dooming us all.
likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
too level headed.
odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
highly unlikely, but sometimes it's the quiet one.
would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
better than no one, probably.
is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
having his own sugar daddy prevents this ranking from being higher.
does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
'it's a banana xunxian what could it cost, six rubies?'
would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
may not be a virgin but would look pretty on a sacrificial altar