I do love a good cheese myself. Know quite a bit about cheese, in fact! Anything you might ever care to know. I once took a class on cheese-making-

[ Oh, but this isn't what they were meant to be talking about it, is it. Right. Side-tracked again, Doctor.

Frosting and sensual experiences. Yes. Well. He continues to be intrigued, and he's nothing if not curious. ]

What you're describing, though - perhaps we'll have an opportunity to put it to the test. If you procure bunk beds.