My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■□□□ (really should've said those things to the Doctor before he regenerated whoops)
I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■□□□□
Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■■□
No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ (let her know if your best friend in the entire universe has ever regenerated into a grumpy old man.)
I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. □□□□□
Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. □□□□□
They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. □□□□□
If I weren’t this hot/charming, or I’d be the villain. I still might be. □□□□□
Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ (but sometimes...)
I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. □□□□□
Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■□□□□ (so what if she chose herself to save the Doctor tl;dr details.)
Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■□□□□
I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. □□□□□
I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. □□□□□
Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■□□□□
I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. □□□□□
I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■■□
I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. □□□□□