That'd be hilarious and I'm down for it, but he'd have to be really desperate if he does that.

What she has really barely counts, but I figured the thief would be starving and too desperate to be picky. All she has at the moment that might be mistaken for food is some salt (useless without actual food, but it could theoretically be traded to merchants for grain!), and dried herbs and plants — some of them you definitely don't want to eat! Please don't give them to the kids oh no. She should probably catch him in that case.