PLAYER: sarah
CONTACT: qingya or sadgaydna on discord!
OKAY TO FRIEND FOR RP? absolutely please do, i love friends.

CHARACTER | CANON: wen kexing | word of honor

THEIR ONE-LINE PITCH: if you try super hard enough you too can be gay and traumatised!

WOULD THEY STAB OR SAVE CAESAR? stab, obviously.

WARNING LABELS THEIR FRIENDS WOULD PUT ON THEM: bites when overwhelmed.

PLANS: his husband is now here so he must absolutely remove himself from all crimes ... with that in mind, the crimes he will be committing are as follows:

he is absolutely down to play a game with the mobster fish, who wouldn't want to play a game with the mobster fish? does he know any game rules? no. will he enthusiastically throw himself into it without a care? yes.

he is still vehemently anti-messalina so he's also avaliable for the bribery and ... potentially murdering of prospective voters. obviously he's trying to be a good boy so he'll aim for all the other options first, bribery, blackmail, knocking someone out and leaving them in a compromising position with his friends, the whores, threatening their families, burning their houses down etc etc. whatever is easiest and most efficient, surely.

GENERALLY HERE FOR:

need help breaking into a place? bring along your local brothel representative for fun and profit!

i am 100% down for wen kexing threading out some dealing with senators with people so hit me up! we can come up with one together or i can hop on and help you with yours etc etc.

do you wanna be unfortunate enough to be at the brothels where wen kexing will tell you nobody is quite as pretty as his zhiji, zhou zishu? sure you do. let's go.