First, a woman of Wen and a man of the same, because you're filthy in-breeders, let's be honest here, you don't get a weave as plastic-y as Ruohan's through normal descendance — they talked in intimacy, because that is how babies are conceived, as far as Sizhui ever needs to know.
Then, the woman... spits in dirt. And a turnip seed is born! And then a pale of wind blows, and the seed lands in Yiling, where an absolute idiot collects it And lo, he sets it within dirt, and the seed grows and a turnip blooms, but wait, the wind blows once more.
And lo again, the turnip is ripped free and lands in river water, where a fish consumes it, then the fish... re... treats behind a stone... and... definitely doesn't die, because no one dies in Sizhui's world, the fish is just really old, okay, the fish goes to fishy toilet heaven with all its fishy friends, and from its... scales... a child is born behind the river stream rock!
This child survives the water somehow, and he is discovered by beautiful guqin-plucking hands, and he becomes a radish, ONLY ONE MAN'S SON ALONE.
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First, a woman of Wen and a man of the same, because you're filthy in-breeders, let's be honest here, you don't get a weave as plastic-y as Ruohan's through normal descendance — they talked in intimacy, because that is how babies are conceived, as far as Sizhui ever needs to know.
Then, the woman... spits in dirt. And a turnip seed is born! And then a pale of wind blows, and the seed lands in Yiling, where an absolute idiot collects it And lo, he sets it within dirt, and the seed grows and a turnip blooms, but wait, the wind blows once more.
And lo again, the turnip is ripped free and lands in river water, where a fish consumes it, then the fish... re... treats behind a stone... and... definitely doesn't die, because no one dies in Sizhui's world, the fish is just really old, okay, the fish goes to fishy toilet heaven with all its fishy friends, and from its... scales... a child is born behind the river stream rock!
This child survives the water somehow, and he is discovered by beautiful guqin-plucking hands, and he becomes a radish, ONLY ONE MAN'S SON ALONE.