+1 witch (pls don't burn her)

[reparo]

-- but I am thrilled to be here, Eastbound!

Bringing you Hermione Granger of the HP-variety. Because I am sure the whole game as a whole needs more know-it-alls. She's coming in fresh out of the Battle at Hogwarts, so I look forward to exploring all of that.

Meantime, my name is Cella and I am S T O K E D for shenanigans and more. You can add me on shortitude if you want, though I sadly cannot provide any cat or dog pics :(

In game she will be instructed to be:

[...] assigned to Vannozza, receiving a court identity as a foreign modiste who invented a novelty, especially breast-enhancing corset and who has travelled to cosmopolitan Taravast to gain feedback and measurements for her latest prototype — a responsive and most flattering codpiece. A second codpiece variant that she wishes test tried screams when the wearer thinks unchaste thoughts. She will be given samples of both and a few corsets to carry around.

Shield your dirty thoughts, you absolute scoundrels.

Comments

[lancifolium]

Opens arms.

[reparo]

the beautiful witch who got her wand back, whose existence is 100% not going to shatter hermione's world

[lancifolium]

Oh yeah, this is gonna be super easy for Hermione to grapple with. Barely an inconvenience

[reparo]

what's a little time travel among friends???

[lancifolium]

Can we finally manifest this energy?

[bearshermark]

Hello! I'm Solar, playing a protag/Chosen One type from DQXI who happens to be dating Lily atm, so I expect these two might have an odd bit of CR to be getting on with. Excuse me while I popcorn everything.

[reparo]

Hi Solar - lovely to meet you!! Looking forward to the CR as well, which I am sure will be totally normal and not at all a reason to panic. Quick question, do you want to try a codpiece?

[sergeant_slick]

Hey, welcome! I'm Spider, and I play Sergeant Slick, a teeny little side character from Star Wars. He's become friends with Lily, and he's learning an accessible form of magic from one of our other mage-y types, so he's interested in finding out more about these people and their weird-ass Force powers! Expect to be on the receiving end of questions. Lots of them.

Oh, oh! Also he'd be 100% on board with Hermione's efforts with SPEW if he found out about them, because he basically got arrested for treason for attempting to start that, except for himself and his fellow clones. ...And with more assassination attempts, admittedly, but he's not apologizing for those.

[bearshermark]

N-no thanks. Not the best idea for a young man with a vivacious girlfriend. He's perfectly capable of embarrassing himself without one, thanks lmf

[reparo]

Hi nice to meet you!

OH HELL YES ready to be a jedi! i look forward to ALL of this and especially hearing someone else agreeing with SPEW because most wizards just looked at her all weird when she started it

[reparo]

come on eleven, i'm sure the screams will add to the romance

[reparo]

I KNEW IT WAS THIS PICTURE BEFORE YOU FIXED IT YOU TROLL

[bearshermark]

attempts to die as quietly as possible

[lancifolium]

WHY DO YOU HATE FUN SO MUCH?

[sergeant_slick]

I'm over at PaleAntiquarian on plurk, and CellarSpider#9984 on Discord. Feel free to add me if you want to talk!

Ha, yes, though not so much on the jedi thing specifically--he has some significant beef with them. But Force stuff in general? Hell yeah. He is all about that, he wants to get educated on it now that he's got the chance, and the Jedi aren't the only source.

Slick sees the lack of freedom clones have to determine their own destinies as an unacknowledged form of slavery, so he totally gets why somebody would be up in arms about the treatment of house elves. That's the right and honorable thing to do, as far as he's concerned!

[downswing]

Come here, you terrible girl looking for her gd stick, you.

[reparo]

I GOT MY STICK BACK
so you can't threaten me with a grumpy time

[downswing]

Watch him prevail anyway.

[reparo]

i am sure that he will

just as i am also sure that he's left enough of an impression that, once recovered her wand, she will want/hope to see him again and show him how cool she is
so please don't drown in the sewers

[somebadnews]

Hello, welcome! I'm Sheep, I play Five here. I'm equally stoked to see Hermione, and I promise to throw this little jerk her way sometime soon. ON PAPER two know-it-alls should definitely get along famously and that should go fine.

And LOL Five really lucked out on his backstory here. He'll never complain about it again.

I'll go and add you on plurk. :>

[reparo]

it will be my absolute pleasure to check if that theory works in practice too, or just on paper

added back!

[valeas]

Hello hello! I'm Elle and I play Emilia, a witch that's been slowly but surely befriending Lily. I'm very excited for Hermione and to collect more witch CR because I'd like all of it. Welcome to the game!

[inferus]

Hello there!

I'm Rizzy! I play Wrath aka a Prince of Hell and probably Satan from the book series Kingdom of the Wicked. I absolutely love Hermione. I'm dying at that assigned role she got, lmao. Welcome to the game! I hope to get to thread with you soon. :D I'll add you on plurk.

[reparo]

HI!! Excited for witch CR! She doesn't have enough exposure to witches, so I am sure that we can arrange something, around her curiosity of other people's magic.

[reparo]

Hi Rizzy, Wrath sounds like a hell of a lot of fun.










pause for effect OKAY I'M DONE. You've been added back and let's get some CR - I'm here to chew bubblegum and wreck Hermione so.