+1 witch (pls don't burn her)

[reparo]

-- but I am thrilled to be here, Eastbound!

Bringing you Hermione Granger of the HP-variety. Because I am sure the whole game as a whole needs more know-it-alls. She's coming in fresh out of the Battle at Hogwarts, so I look forward to exploring all of that.

Meantime, my name is Cella and I am S T O K E D for shenanigans and more. You can add me on shortitude if you want, though I sadly cannot provide any cat or dog pics :(

In game she will be instructed to be:

[...] assigned to Vannozza, receiving a court identity as a foreign modiste who invented a novelty, especially breast-enhancing corset and who has travelled to cosmopolitan Taravast to gain feedback and measurements for her latest prototype — a responsive and most flattering codpiece. A second codpiece variant that she wishes test tried screams when the wearer thinks unchaste thoughts. She will be given samples of both and a few corsets to carry around.

Shield your dirty thoughts, you absolute scoundrels.

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[sergeant_slick]

Hey, welcome! I'm Spider, and I play Sergeant Slick, a teeny little side character from Star Wars. He's become friends with Lily, and he's learning an accessible form of magic from one of our other mage-y types, so he's interested in finding out more about these people and their weird-ass Force powers! Expect to be on the receiving end of questions. Lots of them.

Oh, oh! Also he'd be 100% on board with Hermione's efforts with SPEW if he found out about them, because he basically got arrested for treason for attempting to start that, except for himself and his fellow clones. ...And with more assassination attempts, admittedly, but he's not apologizing for those.

[reparo]

Hi nice to meet you!

OH HELL YES ready to be a jedi! i look forward to ALL of this and especially hearing someone else agreeing with SPEW because most wizards just looked at her all weird when she started it

[sergeant_slick]

I'm over at PaleAntiquarian on plurk, and CellarSpider#9984 on Discord. Feel free to add me if you want to talk!

Ha, yes, though not so much on the jedi thing specifically--he has some significant beef with them. But Force stuff in general? Hell yeah. He is all about that, he wants to get educated on it now that he's got the chance, and the Jedi aren't the only source.

Slick sees the lack of freedom clones have to determine their own destinies as an unacknowledged form of slavery, so he totally gets why somebody would be up in arms about the treatment of house elves. That's the right and honorable thing to do, as far as he's concerned!