lostcompass | cr meme | spooktober edition

CR MEME

Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell a dashingly handsome goat — the CR meme is here to rumble.

PLAYER: 
OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP?
WHERE DO ZOMBIES FIND YOU DURING THE APOCALYPSE?

CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S):
WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH:
THEIR TARAVAST #TEAM:
WHAT ARE THEY GETTING UP TO THIS FINE OCTOBER?

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT: 
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ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:

i. An unfortunate crime has taken been committed. By your character. How do they get away with murder?

ii. What reasonable accessible thing or service can your character be bribed with?

iii. In a world where justice actually exists, how often would your character get slapped by noon?

THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO:
WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER UNIQUELY AND PG-13-INGLY OFFER?

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PLAYER: Cella
OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP? Yes, if you accept that 90% of my plurks are about how great my wife is at baking.

shortitude
WHERE DO ZOMBIES FIND YOU DURING THE APOCALYPSE? I am the zombie, lbr. I don't run for buses, you think I'm gonna outrun a zombie? Yeah I'll be O U T. Omnomnom.

CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S): Hermione Granger / Harry Potter
WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH: One Harry Potter away from becoming a Dark Lord herself, to be honest.

THEIR TARAVAST #TEAM: Vannozza
WHAT ARE THEY GETTING UP TO THIS FINE OCTOBER?
Adapting to this new world, most likely. She's spanking new to Eastbound and the world is ripe with opportunity.
THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:

i. An unfortunate crime has taken been committed. By your character. How do they get away with murder?
Burn the body and evanesco those ashes, babes.

ii. What reasonable accessible thing or service can your character be bribed with?
Books, the promise of knowledge, the safety of her friends, equal rights for all magical creatures, the abolishment of House Elf slavery, a seat in Parliament... Or, you know, at this point? A nap. Sugarquills.

iii. In a world where justice actually exists, how often would your character get slapped by noon?
Listen here, good sir - she's the one doing the slapping. (10 by noon every day.)

THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO:
Hello, I am new and would like anything I can get my greedy paws on (they are greedy). Happy to develop antagonistic and positive CR in equal measure, so have no fear if you think our characters wouldn't get along! Such is the spice of life.

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER UNIQUELY AND PG-13-INGLY OFFER?
Big hair full of secrets. (I mean, ignore the icons, the movies stopped trying in the Deathly Hallow.)

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/opens arms

/dashes right into them

I really enjoyed their thread so far. Wangji's so courteous and all, meanwhile Hermione's ready to explode zombies she's so tired. More please. Slow realisations that Witches Be Like That.

JUST WAIT until you get to witness his various reactions to magic, there is 'appropriate' magic, and then there's wtf you guys are doing.

shrink a dragon? explode zombies?? brew potions??? you're welcome

(tbh i am counting down the weeks until lily and hermione do a naked ritual dance by moonlight)

Also, pls be his daughter, he doesn't have a daughter, Lily fell off the raft :(

Excuse tf outta me she was never allowed on the life raft

NO COME BACK HERMIONE IS TERRIBLE

NO GO ON, REPLACE HER WITH A YOUNGER MODEL WE SEE WE SEE.

NO SHE'S THE WORST, SERIOUSLY

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Are you sure you want her as a daughter, Wangji, she doesn't have a great track record of how far she'll go to keep her parents safe.

I take it back, Lily for best child, YOU SUCK HERMIONE

IS IT BECAUSE I YEARN FOR NECROMANCY

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study group book fort

Is it
a fort made of blankets or a fort made of books? not that it matters but STUDY GROUP RISES

Probably books, they seem more structurally sound... because slick has never heard tell of a blanket fort before and I'm pretty sure he'd be 10000% on board with the idea. STUDY GROUP FORTIFICATIONS ARE GO

bring blankets, slick, and a magical blanket fort with floating fairy lights will happen

...slick is stealing every blanket in the county

We're pretty sorted on the magic gals front but these two should meet.

you know this will be the most adorable friendship even before we get started so we BETTER GET STARTED.

I'm planning to hit up Hermoine in the dragon log here in a bit, but still I'm looking forward to developing cr with her

i want the CR too! i hope you don't mind when her brain breaks about The Relationship

Are you kidding that'll be so much fun