lostcompass | cr meme | spooktober edition

CR MEME

Tell a friend, tell an enemy, tell a dashingly handsome goat — the CR meme is here to rumble.

PLAYER: 
OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP?
WHERE DO ZOMBIES FIND YOU DURING THE APOCALYPSE?

CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S):
WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH:
THEIR TARAVAST #TEAM:
WHAT ARE THEY GETTING UP TO THIS FINE OCTOBER?

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT: 
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ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:

i. An unfortunate crime has taken been committed. By your character. How do they get away with murder?

ii. What reasonable accessible thing or service can your character be bribed with?

iii. In a world where justice actually exists, how often would your character get slapped by noon?

THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO:
WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER UNIQUELY AND PG-13-INGLY OFFER?

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PLAYER: Rose
OPEN TO PLURK/DISCORD FRIENDING FOR RP? Yes! You can find me at

LadyotRings and ladyotrings#8242
WHERE DO ZOMBIES FIND YOU DURING THE APOCALYPSE? Y'all, I would not make it five minutes, I'll be so real with you.

CHARACTER(S) & CANON(S): Xiao Xingchen | Mo Dao Zu Shi
WHO THEY ARE, THE ONE-LINE ELEVATOR PITCH: Rogue Taoist cultivator who believes in righteousness and justice and who did a noncon organ donation for his ~~boyfriend~~ dearest friend and ended up playing house with his mortal enemy.
THEIR TARAVAST #TEAM: Macaluso, but he stopped giving a shit about that after he got poisoned.
WHAT ARE THEY GETTING UP TO THIS FINE OCTOBER? Xingchen has been suffering from Goin' Thru It-itis since like...August. He and Xue Yang broke up and it was Nasty, he's trying to live with the burden of Existing, and, in general, he really needs a fuckin' therapist. He's been mostly off to the side for the whole dragon business because of the aforementioned Problems he's having, but also because he's not certain he'd be much help, what with being blind and all that.

If the crew ever gets some downtime, though, I'd like for him to just try and focus on small things to help him get by day by day. Make tea or snacks for Xie Lian or other friends, get his hair did by Lily, attempt to learn to write again (and laugh it off when that obviously isn't as easy as he'd like anymore), stay away from tall precipices or sharp objects, etc.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

you could have solved 99 problems AND a bitch, my guy

ICE BREAKER ROUNDS:

i. An unfortunate crime has taken been committed. By your character. How do they get away with murder? He doesn't LMAO he'd take justice into his own hands. Against himself. Please take his sword away.

ii. What reasonable accessible thing or service can your character be bribed with? F....friendship??? this here boy's a slut for niceness and it's a Bad Thing.

iii. In a world where justice actually exists, how often would your character get slapped by noon? ~~I'm so old I'm so confused who/what is noon~~ Uhhhhhhh I mean he's normally a Very Good Boy, but he still gets himself dragged into Trouble so like....a slap on the wrist should suffice.

THREE TYPES OF CR YOUR WANT FOR YOUR CHARACTER (BE SPECIFIC), GO:
- A Therapist. I know this is not going to happen, but he legitimately needs help and I'm not just being dramatic for once
- Gorls???? Men are (generally) trash, he's discovered, so maybe the other sex can be a better life hack or something
- So like, I think Xingchen is a very good soft boy who deserves all the hugs and that is very nice, but he could probably use a little more tough love, too...just not...too tough or right away

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER UNIQUELY AND PG-13-INGLY OFFER? He gives some real nice headpats, yo. But also he's pretty much always willing to help and doesn't complain and he can cook without poisoning people, though it's pretty bland. He'll tell you you're valid (unless you're Xue Yang) and you matter and become your very nice cheerleader. But, perhaps most importantly, He'll tell you half-jokes. Half because he can't get to the punchline without laughing. He's a joy, right.