the 'most likely to...' awards

[aprescoup]

Interrupting your scheduled event/tdm for...

"MOST LIKELY TO..." AWARDS


1. List your characters, one/comment.

2. Tag top levels with funny 'Most Likely to...' awards your character would give the top-levelling character, if honesty compelled them ( ex: 'Most Likely to Murder Us in Our Sleep,' 'Most Likely to End Up at the Bottom of the Ocean,' 'Most Likely to Have a Dark & Mysterious Past' ). Or +1 an existing award!

3. Tag back ICly with your character's reaction to the award, if your heart desires.

4. Profit??? Profit.

Comments

Xie Lian

[scrapgege]

[reparo]

Most Likely to Open A Modern Cuisine Restaurant.

[scrapgege]

... Would that be wise? Most people seem to not like my cooking?

[reparo]

I'd heard - but I've heard of a lot of places in my world where outrageous food combinations gained global acclaim.

[scrapgege]

Hmmmm, well, I don't know if I really want to make a job out of it, to be honest. Cooking for my husband is what I like best.

[reparo]

That's so sweet. I've heard that one should not make a career out of a hobby, so maybe you've the right idea for it.

[scrapgege]

Exactly! Besides, I'm busy enough back home.

[downswing]

Most Likely to Stumble into a Gore-Laden Death.

[scrapgege]

... I suppose 'been there, done that' might sound a bit callous, right?

[downswing]

Might it.

[scrapgege]

I mean, I did fake my own death twice, and I spent about a century chilling in a coffin because it was comfortable and I was tired.

[downswing]

Shameless.

[scrapgege]

Why is it shameless?

[thebrideoffire]

Most likely to kill a traveler with your cooking

[scrapgege]

I'm sorry! I promised I wouldn't cook for others again!

[thebrideoffire]

But the more we eat it, the more tolerance we may gain.

[scrapgege]

I wouldn't want to risk it.

It made some ghosts dissipate.

[thebrideoffire]

Was it so bad as that? How did the ghosts eat it?

[scrapgege]

I left it to them as an offering. It felt like the polite thing to do. but the ghosts who had it just went poof!

[weifinder]

most likely to fall accidentally into trouble, then blearily muddle right back out again, eventually not worse for the wear

[scrapgege]

Hahahahaha. Ha. Uhm.

[weifinder]

No one's saying mentally not worse for the wear, mind you, but you're a rather hard god to... ever... see encounter luck.

[scrapgege]

Well, I guess that's only to be expected, with that curse shackle back.

[weifinder]

How'd it come back? And is it specific to luck?

[scrapgege]

It was there when I woke up in this world, even though I had broken it back home.

I have two. One limits my power and prevents me from dying. The other limits my luck.