happy anniversary - and a meme!

[groundrules]

Hi everyone! eastbound stirred from undeath as roughly the world's tiniest game a year ago, and it's all down to everyone's enthusiasm, sleuthing and morbid sense of humour that it's still alive, sometimes braying and kicking.

To celebrate...

FORTUNE FAVOURS THE DEAD


A bevy of aggressive, loud and gregarious fortune tellers has inundated Ke-Waihu, seeking to exercise their... gifts for coin before departing by sea. To spread the word, they hand out a few free, unsolicited fortunes to hapless bystanders:

i. List your character(s), one per comment, and one or more funny, outlandish or depressing fortunes they've been told ( 'You will marry a six-headed frog by midnight,' 'A stubborn infant will bring your end with a toothpick'... )

ii. Comment around to help with, sympathise, or... point and laugh at everyone else's (mis)fortune. Spam vigorously.

iii. Up to you & your thread partner, if you want to make these conversations game canon and ice break some CR!

Comments

[reparo]

They must've seen my Divination Professor's notes.

[downswing]

A prophet?

[reparo]

Hardly.

[downswing]

An offender?

[reparo]

That whole discipline was offensive.

[downswing]

And yet?

[reparo]

And yet what? I don't think I like it any more than I did then, regardless of having met people who are more adept at it.

[downswing]

Neglect it. It speaks nothing of you.

[reparo]

I will.

Thank you?

[downswing]

Unnecessary.