happy anniversary - and a meme!

[groundrules]

Hi everyone! eastbound stirred from undeath as roughly the world's tiniest game a year ago, and it's all down to everyone's enthusiasm, sleuthing and morbid sense of humour that it's still alive, sometimes braying and kicking.

To celebrate...

FORTUNE FAVOURS THE DEAD


A bevy of aggressive, loud and gregarious fortune tellers has inundated Ke-Waihu, seeking to exercise their... gifts for coin before departing by sea. To spread the word, they hand out a few free, unsolicited fortunes to hapless bystanders:

i. List your character(s), one per comment, and one or more funny, outlandish or depressing fortunes they've been told ( 'You will marry a six-headed frog by midnight,' 'A stubborn infant will bring your end with a toothpick'... )

ii. Comment around to help with, sympathise, or... point and laugh at everyone else's (mis)fortune. Spam vigorously.

iii. Up to you & your thread partner, if you want to make these conversations game canon and ice break some CR!

Comments

[eternallywandering]

Wen Kexing is my husband. You can rely on him too.

[balancedwire]

He makes a good meal.

[eternallywandering]

He does. His food will keep you healthy.

[balancedwire]

Eventually it'll be our food. I cook too.

[eternallywandering]

Do you? I would like to try your cooking.

[balancedwire]

We'll have to see if we have any duck and rice, then.

[eternallywandering]

That does sound delicious. I'll look for some ducks in that case!

[balancedwire]

Sticky rice duck is a good dish.

[eternallywandering]

I can't promise I'll taste it all, but it does sound good.

[balancedwire]

Sick?

[eternallywandering]

You could say that.

[balancedwire]

I'm sure that something could be worked out.

[eternallywandering]

Such as?