downswing: (tale as old as time)
ʟᴀɴ ᴡᴀɴɢᴊɪ | 蓝忘机 ([personal profile] downswing) wrote in [community profile] lostcompass 2021-05-29 08:04 pm (UTC)

bravery
★★★★

*he has a bodyguard...

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

★★★★★ if we count his bodyguard

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*There's a whiff about him.

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

* YES BUT WITH BODYGUARD

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★

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