downswing: (bribery 101)
ʟᴀɴ ᴡᴀɴɢᴊɪ | 蓝忘机 ([personal profile] downswing) wrote in [community profile] lostcompass 2021-05-30 11:43 am (UTC)

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★

*SHE STOLE OUTRIGHT

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

*she seems... well-meaning...

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★

*RUN GIRL RUN

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

*We do not kill young women when we have Jiang Cheng

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