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1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

Beitang Moran

[beitangmoran]

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[beitangmoran]

a surprisingly fair evaluation, Wangji.

[downswing]

He............... is not without justice.....................

[topoiran]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
Odds would greatly increase if pack of things useful for the good of all.

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★n★e★v★e★r

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[beitangmoran]

[somebadnews]

bravery
★★★★★
hasn't seen him lose his shit yet

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
ehh doesn't give off thug vibes

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
actually seems competent good job!

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
future seeing and all gives him an advantage

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
this is a high score for him???

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
yes, give him a heads up thanks

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
he's part of the reason why Five sleeps on a bed of money, so...

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

thankfully does not

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[beitangmoran]

you're right he doesn't know what money is, and he is very thankful about it.

[jeoha]

bravery
★★★★★

( Hasn't had a lot of time to test it, but he seems stalwart enough? )

quippy wit
★★★★★

( Would do well in the palace, god damn it )

honour
★★★★★

( Seems honourable enough? But definitely got a bit of a sly vibe. )

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

( Alone he might have some trouble )

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

( Or at least convincing said thugs to work for him. )

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

( Doesn't seem the type to do anything awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly. )

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

( Probably )

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

( stay alive pls )

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

( probably, but lee chang's paranoia runs deep )

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

( Not likely )

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

( doesn't seem the type )

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

( Nah, Lee Chang's pretty sure this one has a better survival instinct than that. )

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

( Sorry Moran he wants someone who actually thinks their magic is magic and is useful )

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

( Seems to have a monetary minded mind)

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

( unlikely to be a virgin )

[beitangmoran]

Lee Chang, no, who told you Moran even has a concept of money, his concept of money is he holds out his hand and Xunxian puts money in it!

[jeoha]

Please consider that he has EVEN LESS of an idea of what money is…

[beitangmoran]

..... That's fair.

[weifinder]

bravery
★★★★★

* has handled situation well, more than brave enough and sensible

quippy wit
★★★★★

* he's fun to listen to and talk with

honour
★★★★★

* he might give full marks but the end truth is he doesn't know you or your breaking points and he's been screwed over by the honourable before so what does this matter?

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

* depending on sheer numbers and if any had beyond human scope abilities or could block his ability to read their coming moves

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

* if it served a purpose he agreed with or sensibly decided was necessary

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

* he has ARM MUSCLES who is going to turn him away

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

* accidents happen

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

* every indication to this point is yes

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

* WHY IS MURDER A QUESTION

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

* to an average degree when facing not-beyond-human-levels of opponents, he's a fighter he can handle himself

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

* only through factors beyond his knowing or control, but seems much less likely than others

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

* if the cliff is short and survivable, yes

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

* low does not mean impossibly, but still, low chances

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

* depends on what kind of dramatic, but he trusts him more than not

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

* he does not seem money aware, but is helpful in Wei Wuxian's pursuits of money

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

* he's highly uncertain of this given the existence of that other guy

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

* NO SACRIFICES. NONE! only Wei Wuxian is meant for that thanks

[beitangmoran]

Your trust is heartwarming, Wei-gongzi.

[weifinder]

meanwhile you want to sacrifice him to the virgin gods

[weifinder]

FACE TWIN THIS IS NOT HIGHLANDER, CHECK YOUR SERIES

[beitangmoran]

There, there, it's fine, it probably won't come to that anyway.

[downswing]

ok but you gotta dress up as him to make it right if you kill wei ying, i'm just saying

[beitangmoran]

we've discussed this before master Lan and red is not his color.

he can do black in a pinch.

[downswing]

ok but if you want to be the last facetwin standing, i mean, there are concessions to be made, you know?

[downswing]

wei wuxian would bed xunxian to get his facetwin highlander commitments out of the way, is asking you to do a bit of red and child rearing of The One Precious Son that big of a deal????

[beitangmoran]

Would he really, tho?

he's done with child rearing too, thank you, been there, done that, got the fucking t-shirt, he's done.

[weifinder]

don't fool neither one of you understand money, this would be the worst noble/noble begrudgingly facing poverty after murdering the virgin bae

[beitangmoran]

It would be absolutely terrible, plus they're both Aquarius they'd just snark endlessly at one another

[descendency]

bravery
★★★★★
sassy but refuses to acknowledge that he has a husband. weak as hell.

quippy wit
★★★★★
occasionally savage, mingyu offers 3 stars for sheer brutality.

honour
★★★★★
mingyu senses more ruthless pragmatism.

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
will his husband be present? if not, dock two points.

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
will his husband be present? if so, five stars. generally speaking, this man man carries the stench of the ruling class about him.

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★
depends on the pack of thugs really, will either nominate him king or toss him on his ass in mingyu's humble opinion.

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
beitang moran does not strike mingyu as someone who often does things out of awkwardness, incident, or stupidity.

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
moran seems like he takes care of his and his own.

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
but marry your husband before mingyu gets fed up with it and puts one of you in the ground for the narrative development.

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
moran is responsible and intelligent but not particularly... equipped to guarantee anyone's safety here.

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
unlikely but reserving one star for love confessions at an inopportune time, dooming us all.

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
too level headed.

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
highly unlikely, but sometimes it's the quiet one.

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★
better than no one, probably.

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
having his own sugar daddy prevents this ranking from being higher.

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★
'it's a banana xunxian what could it cost, six rubies?'

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
may not be a virgin but would look pretty on a sacrificial altar