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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

Xiao Xingchen

[binghua]

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

*that dead man rep

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★

*we know what you did last summer

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

*leeway for Xue Yang

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

*again, have to factor in the Xue Yang influence

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

*this is just "How Xue Yang messed up Xiao Xingchen's credit score, the meme"

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

*ffs, we know what you did last autumn too

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

*yes, he talks in poor

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[weifinder]

bravery
★★★★★

* this was never his issue

quippy wit
★★★★★

* les quips, more jests, and with regards to Wei Wuxian, more prods

honour
★★★★★

* too inflexibly, really

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

* leaving Xue Yang out of the equation, or anyone else manipulative along those lines

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

* he would only be leading by his own belief and their indulgence

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

* frankly blind beggars are great and he listens well so as a spy most thugs might want him

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

* accidents happen and this man has betrayed himself and his best 'platonic' friend on accident and in stupidly firm belief before

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

* on his own merits? most likely

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

* ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

* given so far he doesn't want the Yiling Patriarch just dead, s...ure... more than zero

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

* there are certain likelihoods yes, and also he's gone off drinking Anurr juice we do not know what to say

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

* because of betrayals of own principles and honour which is why we say nothing of Xue Yang

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

* not at this point unless what we were standing off against was the Obvious Greater Evil

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

* he has no money sense

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

* he knows you need it for things but again...

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

* we will not be sacrificing his poor martial uncle for anything, thanks