MEME | rate that a................ bility to stay alive?

[aprescoup]

for a good survival time, call...
A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[jeoha]

bravery
★★★★★

( pretty sure this guy isn't exactly sure what fear is )

quippy wit
★★★★★

( or what quips are )

honour
★★★★★

( but damn if he isn't going to honourably stand there refusing to banter with you )

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★★★★★

( rip thugs )

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

( already rip )

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

( the white will throw off their thug aesthetic )

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

( Accidentally, and probably out of putting honour above sense )

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

( possibly immortal...?? )

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

( Nah, he likes this one. )

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

( would, has, will )

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

( unlikely, unless something has happened to make him stubborn )

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

( Possibly?? High likelihood of possibly being able to fly somehow. )

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

( It would be more of a slow, grating creak than a snap )

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

( First choice in this ragtag bunch of misplaced miscreants )

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

( Incense is so expensive Wangji )

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

( Severely unlikely )

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

( Unclear. Would be high potential except that Wei Wuxian definitely gives off "I tapped that" vibes in Wangji's direction)

[downswing]

.............oh nooooooooooo, this is so heart-warming, Lee Chang, why'd you have to betray us all already

[jeoha]

He fucked you all over, he didn't betray you - betrayal is an active not a passive noun and also he didn't even know you when it happen WANGJI SO GIVE HIM A BREAK PLS

[downswing]

You betrayed humanity, you piece of —

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

[jeoha]

AGAIN, NOT INTENTIONAL....

bless your grudging acceptance