MEME | rate that a................ bility to stay alive?

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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[somebadnews]

It's forever hilarious that he came to this conclusion and he hasn't even run across Five drenched in blood or anything... which will absolutely happen at some point. He's just really excellent with people.

[downswing]

It mostly amuses me because he's so wrong, yet so convinced he's right.

[somebadnews]

He at least... picked up on something?? I'm sure Five will learn a valuable lesson in honesty from all this.