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1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

Vanya | The Umbrella Academy

[remugient]

[downswing]

bravery
★★★★★

quippy wit
★★★★★

*WORSE BANTER THAN WANGJI'S, KEEP HER AROUND TO FEEL BETTER

honour
★★★★★

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

*she apparently watched her family traumatise her ghost-seeing brother, so

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

*always the mewling ones

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

*she got them chickens!

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

[somebadnews]

bravery
★★★★★
Getting up to face each day is brave. HE'S PROUD OF YOU, SIS.

quippy wit
★★★★★

honour
★★★★★
You have to learn to be flexible in this family. There are more important things.

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★
Five will kill them all before Vanya even has to do her thing... please just let him handle it.

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★
LOL.

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, JUST BACK OFF OF HIS SISTER.

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★
Five will literally reverse time regardless of the consequences to make sure this happens.

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★
No no no. Three times is ENOUGH OF THAT.

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★
As long as she's in control, he doesn't think she'd ever intentionally try to hurt him. (This is his highest score??)

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★
Vanya?? On a mission???? She has zero experience, but Five is going to be there to cover for her.

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★
Please don't.

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★
But it DOESN'T MATTER, he'll FIX it if this happens. Don't you worry.

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★
For coming from a billionaire family, she knows how to be frugal.

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★
Don't you dare use the word 'sacrifice' around Vanya. Also... please don't make him think of his sister's love life.