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A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[weifinder]

bravery
★★★★★

* probably too much for your age says the guy who also had too much for his age

quippy wit
★★★★★

* you are one sassy soul

honour
★★★★★

* and its unilateral

odds of surviving a pack of thugs
★★★★★

* still young, can be overwhelmed by numbers, but we'd come beat the rest up for you

odds of leading said pack of thugs
★★★★★

* sometimes that's what we call a night hunt

odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs
★★★★★

* he's too effective with a sword and carries himself too well for firm denial (no father bias at all, clearly)

likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party
★★★★★

* there are enough unknowns that accidents could happen

is this person going to survive the dead?
★★★★★

* no other options allowed

would this person be better off dead?
★★★★★

* say that to Wei Wuxian's face and find out how his murder rolls

would you trust this person with your safety?
★★★★★

* trust, yes, want him to be responsible for, no, that's mean to his son

is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?
★★★★★

* if it requires being dishonourable, yes

likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff
★★★★★

* is he catching someone who fell off a cliff

odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all
★★★★★

* never say never, but it would require both dads being gone, says dad

would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?
★★★★★

* he has, just not so much directly before, you're doing great sweetie

is this person why we're always out of money?
★★★★★

* not exactly, but here's your allowance sweetie

does this person even know what money is?
★★★★★

* no idea what he unlearned with the Lans considering his sixteen years of not recalling Yiling

would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?
★★★★★

* we never sacrifice son. we never sacrifice anyone? how is murdering one of us going to solve anything HE WOULD LIKE TO KNOW