MEME | rate that a................ bility to stay alive?

[aprescoup]

for a good survival time, call...
A PG-13 MEME NEAR YOU

1. leave a top-level comment with your character's name for glorious shaming
2. tag around with your characters' impressions of their fellow hooligans comrades, rating their prowess on a 1-5 worst-to-best scale, on the following items.
3. Add or subtract as many ★ or ★ as needed to make a final rating!


<big><font face="Georgia"><i>bravery</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>quippy wit</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>honour</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of surviving a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of leading said pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds of being gently but firmly rejected if applying to join a pack of thugs</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood of awkwardly, accidentally or stupidly betraying the party</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person going to survive the dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person be better off dead?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you trust this person with your safety?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're going to fail the mission, whatever the mission?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>likelihood to yeet themselves off a cliff</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>odds that this person will one day snap and kill us all</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would you want this person to have your back in a dramatic stand-off?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>is this person why we're always out of money?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>does this person even know what money is?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ <i>would this person suit as your choice of a virgin sacrifice?</i> <font color="orange">★★★</font>★★ </font></big>

Comments

[jeoha]

Wow Ylsa carries more than her weight she's why he's even making money in the first place!!

ya'll think less of him for having a bodyguard

lee chang like

look, you keep competent people around you, that's the way you get through a zombie apocalypse
did i tell you about the guy who's number one tactic was just to yeet his entire body at zombies? no? well he survived and i kept him around

[weifinder]

hey hey hey he does not think less

he just thinks you should marry her, maybe the sex will keep her around longer than the coin--sa;dkjf

no honestly he appreciates her okay





and thanks glad to know you're a user 8D

[foxable]

maRRY HER

also



i mean i guess you could call him that, but that's just kind of the deal of being a crown prince, people are supposed to serve you, right?? and your job is to figure out what they are best at and let them do the thing???

[weifinder]

unless mingyu's funding her forever that'd be hysterical i'd take it






... yeah so like
monarchs are users, we all know this, it's okay, pats your head, you weren't raised any other way princebab

[foxable]

lee chang like "i am not a prince i am a normal person but also here are the underlings i have now acquired"

[weifinder]

everyone else: ...

so anyway, princeling--