cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

Comments

[snowcleave]

Oh awesome, I'm so glad my prompt is going to work for you, looking forward to getting this cr rolling!

[matermali]

don't worry, Vanessa is alive so she won't be requesting any of that. can't say the same for the other old dead spirit inside of her.

proooobably not any time soon, though.

over the network is safe. won't even be an issue. on the network they can be dorks and free of the topics of undead demon curses or possessions or whatever.

[bravelyrunsaway]

say not to selling drugs even if it'd be really, really easy money, sighs

and get on seducing him for sword stuff, see if it works

[weifinder]

HELL YEAH only he's a moderate drinker since taravast went really badly with the alcohol sobs

[weifinder]

or we can talk about possessing spirits and curses there's some Great Material around for both--

hahaha yes, good, i look forward to their CR!

[fushichou]

look, you gotta draw a moral line somewhere

and he can adapt! he can adapt so hard, just watch him!

[snowcleave]

fei definitely has a history of going for it when she's upset and boy howdy is this gal ruffled tf right now.

and lmao sob, taravast was like vegas, nobody left unscathed.

[bravelyrunsaway]

draws moral line on a legal one for convenience in that moment

yeah sure he'll watch





so you're gonna take on bodyguard gigs with him right

[weifinder]

how does she handle her alcohol tho

and yeah no one did...

[fushichou]

hell yeah, bodyguard gigs!!! let's gooooo

[valeas]

Absolutely! That sounds like a plan. c:

[snowcleave]

Hello I am here for sword friendships and drinking.

[snowcleave]

LMAO there is..amusingly, a risk she will fall asleep, but she has grown into handling her alcohol very well and will usually just vibe on a roof, get vulnerable, and then promptly rude.

stares over at karsa....

[weifinder]

so i hear it's good bonding time, perfect

[snowcleave]

as soon as everyone is grouped together again i will see you on a roof somewhere, it's not unlikely that she'd slip off to decompress, we can make it so

[fushichou]

one of these will go exponentially better than the other

[weifinder]

good that's like what, a midaugust plan

i am glad of our midaugust plan

Li | Yato (Noragami)

[minorgod]

/slinks in here really late

PLAYER: Li
PREFERRED CONTACT: sojourney or Sphinx#5619 (feel free to add on either!)
CHARACTER & CANON: Yato (Noragami)

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Dorky god decides to ignore his mass murder background and become Japan's coolest prosperity god instead.

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE: He cooks, cleans, and slays Phantoms. Keep your fridge well-stocked with beer.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER? Took all the dinner prep money and used it to buy a useless and very fake "good luck" charm.

THEIR TV TROPE(S): Beware the Silly Ones, Creepy Blue Eyes, Immortal Immaturity, Jack-of-All-Trades

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE? While his strength is definitely fighting and being a lot more durable than a human, Yato's shown to have an absurd variety of domestic and practical skills as well.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? Brand new! He's part of the new group in Serthica.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: He definitely needs some more actual friends, although he does well with friendly competition/friendly antagonists as well. I'm definitely up for people either disbelieving he's a real god, or alternatively, accepting him at his word for it! A canon aspect of gods in Noragami canon is that they're very easily forgotten by humans/mortals when they're not in frequent contact, so if anyone's interested in having their memories of Yato (once he starts meeting people) seem fuzzy or misplaced, that could be a fun angle. Really though, he's brand new, so I'm up for pretty much anything.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

[somebadnews]

She's going to be in such a unique position, and I'm very curious how this will go! Because one look at Allison with a kid and he's going to assume she's trying to cope with her missing daughter. Which means Five is going to be so weird around her. (Not to mention he doesn't interact with a lot of actual!teens. We have levels to play with.)

[somebadnews]

Five completely expects him to. He thought he'd make an announcement just to make him look bad, and the fact that he hasn't means he's waiting to cash in.

He's also famous for making bad deals, so go ahead and try him Moran.

[spoilers]

PLAYER: Ashley
PREFERRED CONTACT: formallyintroduced, discord, pm
CHARACTER & CANON: River Song | Doctor Who

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Once assassin turned part-time archaeologist adventuring through time and space.

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE: Killer smile, space hair, you'll never be bored.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER? She forgets to show up. Or someone tries to kill her.

THEIR TV TROPE: You Can't Fight Fate, Consummate Liar

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE? She's been around a bit. She knows things. But really, she has a pretty fair grasp of a variety of topics, particularly in the avenues of physics, archaeology, and time travel. She also knows almost as many languages as the Doctor, almost. Her roots as a killer still aren't terribly far from the surface, so she's handy in a fight. She also has some telepathic ability, which there's an opt-out for on her permissions post, but it isn't of the auto-reading people's thoughts variety. There are probably things I'm forgetting.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? Brand new, so easing into the whole not being dead thing. But she's starting at the Mouse House on Serthica.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: Anyone else who's already died? They should talk. But also, I'd like people she can open up to besides the Doctor (who she really isn't always honest with anyway). I'm not opposed to some light conflict regarding her tendency to think she's in charge. Flirting.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

[soloritur]

Buzzing with excitement, you would do so good I'm 100% convinced. But yes! I've been trying to make it work because canon was such shit for Marcos and he deserved more;; He's such a good counterbalance to Five, and I feel like I haven't let him reach his potential. I'll give it a little time, so we can absolutely do something with them.

LMAO yes. Five would absolutely abuse them in exactly this way if she keeps giving him candles. Just so he can increase the range, he really loves to pace around while he's thinking okay.

[soloritur]

There's a reason this would be his very first suggestion, they really need it after their pirate adventure.

[somebadnews]

If he didn't think there as a chance she'd be useful, he wouldn't have wasted his time! His expectations are low, so she's very welcome to get him excited.

Someone who knows actual logic and doesn't lean on magic for everything, he never thought he'd see the day. Lock the door they have so much to talk about.

[cairhien]

she needs it after her 16 year old self spilled all her secrets to lan wangji