cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

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chel, zhou fei

[snowcleave]

PLAYER: chel (hi again eastbound, I missed you 😚)
PREFERRED CONTACT: dms please, plurk available upon request.
CHARACTER & CANON: Zhou Fei, Legend of Fei

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Neat, petite, and ready to yeet.

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE: n/a, her friends would never do that to someone.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER? By picking a fight with her mother that may or may not end in blows.

THEIR TV TROPE: Asshole with a heart of gold.

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE? Pretty terrific martial arts abilities and a willingness to throw hands for justice. If you need someone skewered or told off for the right reasons she's your gal. She's also got a really strong protective side and is very likely to end up taking those less able to defend themselves under her wing.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? Seething in Serthica, trying to find her husband and giving major t1000 vibes in the process.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: Sparring buddies - she's always up for some training and is eager to learn about the fighting styles of others (and will likely pick up a few moves here and there because she's a little sponge).
Friends! - Beneath all that surliness is a good person, I swear! Maybe it can lead to a fun team up once everyone is in the same place again!
Ladies to stare longingly at - what it says on the tin. Gotta maintain those canon precedents.
Frenemies - Butting heads with anyone as stubborn and irate as she is, is always a good time, whether or not it turns into actual friendship is entirely open!
Someone to give her the scoop - please explain what the hell is going on before she punches the Merchant in the dick and tries to walk back to Jianghu. She got the official rundown, she just thinks it's bs!
People to protect - again, what it says on the tin.
Anything else I didn't mention but you wanna get in on, hit me up!

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT: with bonus war mom, as a treat.

[reparo]

Pencil me in for at Least 3 of those needs.

[snowcleave]

Okay but only if you don't tell me which and I get to be surprised

[reparo]

Deal, I love surprises

[snowcleave]

No but really, holds out greedy hands for all the things.

[traaaaaash]

SWORD LADY SWORD LADY

[snowcleave]

She's here, she's queer, she'll boot you in the rear!

[traaaaaash]

BEAUTIFUL

so she and Eda will either get along great or not at all lmfao

[snowcleave]

I mean, nobody voiced by Wendie Malick could be anything but friend-shaped in the end!

Re: chel, zhou fei

[rumorate]

I've already tagged her for Allison being confused, but I missed tagging you and please forgive my canonblind stumbling.

[snowcleave]

The feeling is so mutual. Fei would be so fascinated by Allison and we need to figure out some kind of thing to throw them at, I've missed you and her terribly!

[rumorate]

Yes, excellent, I am down for these plans.

[downswing]

I'M GETTING TO OUR THREAD RIGHT NOW, but please let's tank roll together. Zhou Fei, it'll be like working with Xie Yun!!!!















If Xie Yun could be efficient.

[snowcleave]

They're going to rise above this confusion and flatten the landscape with the force of their tank swagger, just you wait.

And as a bonus, unlike the last one, Fei is highly unlikely to ever try to hug him!

[valeas]

can't wait until they get to bond about their loves of blade and justice

[snowcleave]

We absolutely need to figure out how to bring these two together, I have missed you!

[valeas]

We'll find it! I need Fei tags in my life and also I'm so excited for her in general. Can't wait to see what her group gets up to before the others arrive to Serthica tbh.

Re: chel, zhou fei

[gautiheir]

I'm pretty sure Sylvain will manage to get himself punched by the time the rest of the group arrives in Serthica, but she is going to remind him so much of his dear friend and babysitter Ingrid that he'll accept that as the cost of doing business tbh.

[snowcleave]

Even if she punches him she will think his dragon bone weapon is ridiculously cool, and while I'm not canon familiar, from what I gather the differences between them will lead to hilarious banter. I'm looking forward to the Serthica group getting to band together so much!

[gautiheir]

This group is going to be a beautiful disaster and it's gonna rock.

Re: chel, zhou fei

[scrapgege]

Zhou fei needs to meet our resident sword jock martial god, clearly.

[snowcleave]

Oh my god yes please sword jock pals, I have missed writing with you!

[scrapgege]

they can nerd out about weapons and martial techniques (and also Xie Lian will try not to punch too hard if they spar)

[gladiokinesis]

I feel like they could be both frenmies and sparring buddies, at the very least

[snowcleave]

Fei would be very into his ability, and she's probably got one or two tricks that might intrigue him as well. Sparring is a must!