cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

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cella 🪄 hermione granger (hp)

[reparo]

PLAYER: Cella
PREFERRED CONTACT: @ me on the discord server, or add me on shortitude
CHARACTER & CANON: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter)

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Rules are important if they're serving me specifically, and if I don't get a high grade on this I am going to set fire to something.

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE: She looks high maintenance, but all you need to do is water her and validate her and let her do whatever she wants.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER? Cooks it.

THEIR TV TROPE: Why Is Her Hair So Big? It's Got Anxiety.

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE? Apparition, potions (Dittany to heal wounds, Pepper-Up to act like magical coffee, Dreamless Draught for those - like her - plagued by nightmares), transfiguration, and excellent wards (notice-me-not charms, spells that make an area unplottable, whatever she does to make her bag so bottomless).

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? still carrying the weight of dark magic on her shoulders, due to some spiritual energy absorption during the past arc finale. She is doing her best to provide support to other Harry-and-Ron replacements. Her aura is a bit dark and anyone with magic or aura-detection could assume she's a dark witch. She's going to enjoy that when it's over. (Wei Wuxian gave her a fantastic talisman to keep the ghosts a little quieter so that has been useful at sea!)

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: I literally cannot be specific. I will rp any scenarios and I enjoy all CR! Frustrate her, adopt her, crush on her, court her, battle her behind the 7/11, trade books with her, idk.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT: No gif, just a riddle: if she's born in 1979, would Hermione be Gen X or is she a geriatric millennial?

[traaaaaash]

hello, always wanna do more with these witches

[reparo]

Good!! They need to discuss Eda's incoherent name for apple juice to start.

[traaaaaash]

IT'S NOT APPLE JUICE IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT

[reparo]

IT QUACKS LIKE APPLE JUICE THEREFORE

[traaaaaash]

apple juice quacks? now that's news to me and I drank a lot of the stuff in my life

[matermali]

Hey look, another of mine who can benefit from Hermione's herbal knowledge! Forever sensei. Teach her Eastbound flora equivalents and she will IOU some future horror.

[reparo]

you're just determined to turn hermione into the EB potions mistress and she absolutely does not have a cloak that swoops hard enough to live up to that trope
BUT
vanessa is beautiful and polite and looks like she needs some kindness shown to her (plus she's british too!) so you know she'll help

[matermali]

She'll even gather all the herbs for her to use in her potions! So considerate.

[downswing]

She's a child of the 80s.

[reparo]

she is a child of yours now

[valeas]

you had emilia at 'set fire to something'

[reparo]

honey she will always have emilia

they'll have to have that time off spent drinking coffee again. and cannoli. please.

[valeas]

um yes always

and book swapping

the book swapping is important

[gautiheir]

God, okay, I described one of Sylvain's friends in his app as "a perkier Hermione Granger" so I think I gotta tag you on that alone. If she can get past his...everything, they could probably have some fun conversations about comparative magical theory.

[reparo]

WELL THEN YOU SEALED YOUR FATE RIGHT THERE DIDN'T YOU. it's a moral obligation, nay - a pleasure! - to be jumping onto this CR. (also redheads: they're nice)

[gautiheir]

The school in 3H is like. War Crimes Hogwarts, so. Let's do this.

(Dunking on the goofy ginger: a national pastime no matter where you go.)

[biomed]

She's already adopted by the Doc, but I wanna offer another team up option- his fancy medical tricorder can be recalibrated to scan plant life, so he can provide hard numbers on their composition and potency, if she'd like an assist in that direction with her potions work.

[reparo]

be still her beating heart
that's such a nerdy thing to come to her with, she will love you forever
also possibly going to call him dr mccoy until anyone tells her otherwise, because mama didn't raise a barbarian

[biomed]

all according to keikaku

oh no that's so cute
he'll keep calling her miss granger until she tells him otherwise as well, he appreciates politeness

[beitangmoran]

More mentoring. let him teach your star chess and impart some wisdom (and maybe you can unlock form of his Past oooooh)

[reparo]

Yes please, I love unlocking Past. At some point in Taravast she was trying to transfigure him a boardgame but I think that ship sailed.....sorry Mr.

[beitangmoran]

Xunxian has probably found a way to commission a board and pieces since he and Moran often play together.