cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

Comments

[rumorate]

It's true, I demand extra Five and Allison bonding time in s4.

[somebadnews]

THEY REALLY DO need to do this. They were so close in the comics I'm forever salty about it.

But we have much to get into here! Five is making bold choices. And I still need more of Allison dealing with ghosts, let's reminisce about the sibling we both remember.

[rumorate]

Yesssss, she's been thinking about Klaus a lot, it's time to reminisce about him fondly while he's not here to remind them about why he annoys them.

[somebadnews]

Five tries not to think about how extremely helpful he would have been to have around deadland and getting Allison through these trying times. (Was he helpful the minute he was here?? no, don't tell him.)

Did he ever tell her about the time they infiltrated the pharmaceutical company? Five was actually impressed at his improv when he smashed that snow globe on his face just to freak a guy out. His one proud brotherly moment.

[rumorate]

No, they haven't, please tell her this story so she can laugh. She can tell him about Klaus using his cult influence to get her husband out of jail.

[somebadnews]

Yes, she should absolutely tell him this story! She really doesn't talk much about Ray to him, because he doesn't ask, but he still regrets that he didn't get a chance to meet him. Or her daughter. Time is the worst.

But that might take a turn, so let's focus on the insane ways Klaus manages to be useful.

[rumorate]

Yes, talking about Klaus is safe, delving into feelings is not.