cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

Comments

[somebadnews]

Aha yes! Not many people take advantage of the extremely marginal way Five can make them feel better because of a curse he's ignored for a super long time. You're welcome, Vanessa, he hates it.

[matermali]

You wanna talk about it, little man?

You wanna just be all weird about it instead, don't you. That's OK, she's good at doing that, too.

[somebadnews]

He'll be automatically suspicious because sometimes people can sense this about him and that's always trouble, but LMAO no he's not going to supply that information. Take it as an excuse for why he's perpetually in a bad mood, because technically part of that is your bad mood.

[matermali]

Suspicion is good!

[somebadnews]

Spoiler alert: it's ALWAYS good. I don't know why everyone is always so down on paranoia when it's literally the thing that will save you every time.