cr meme | july/august

[groundrules]

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE</small>:</b> <b><small>HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER?</small></b> <b><small>THEIR TV TROPE</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE?</small></b> asset-wise. Unless they make a killer pie. <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

Comments

[fushichou]

ohho~

ALSO SHARE HE'S GONNA DIE

[bravelyrunsaway]

wow how about you do your own footwork don't you care for your blade properly AREN'T YOU MOTIVATED

he asks, extremely motivated because look at what's happened in his first month here

[fushichou]

he's been stuck on a boat!!! please...the rust....it'll end him

[jingyeets]

ignore the account change but:

that sounds like a personal problem, how are you announcing it to him, huh

[fushichou]

is he just a body to you

sigh, men are the worst

[weifinder]

ignore me changing yet again:

love you're also a mind, he's rather fond of that being attached to the body






but also are either of you well funded right now huh

[fushichou]

that's better


but what is money except a concept

[bravelyrunsaway]

money is necessary and he'll illustrate why even while he's figuring out the most expedient ways to procure funds

that doesn't involve drugs because /stares at the pirate ships

[fushichou]

ughhhhhhhh that's so much work

but yes please say no to drugs



and yes to sharing your sword stuff with him

[bravelyrunsaway]

say not to selling drugs even if it'd be really, really easy money, sighs

and get on seducing him for sword stuff, see if it works

[fushichou]

look, you gotta draw a moral line somewhere

and he can adapt! he can adapt so hard, just watch him!

[bravelyrunsaway]

draws moral line on a legal one for convenience in that moment

yeah sure he'll watch





so you're gonna take on bodyguard gigs with him right

[fushichou]

hell yeah, bodyguard gigs!!! let's gooooo