lostcompass | cr meme

Hey guys! Can it be, a scheduled CR meme, on time two months in a row? A summer miracle.

Just a small heads up that some of our newbies will not be physically with the cast at sea, and will instead be working hard to secure entry for the incomers into the main Arc IV location, Serthica. But they'll be available on the network throughout!

JULY/AUGUST CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to help finally find your character someone who'll swipe right. Or at least won't leave them screaming in a ditch. Again.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit at 0.00% interest rates, in honour of the ECB!

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PLAYER: Morgan
PREFERRED CONTACT: loaf#3886 /

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CHARACTER & CANON: Hijikata Toshizou

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: farmer's son turned vampire samurai but all his friends are dead and therapy hasn't been invented yet.

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE: hot vice-commander legendarily known for his stunning model-like face and physique first and his extraordinary swordsmanship second.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER? getting drunk off 1 cup of sake and proceeding to launch into a three hour unskippable rant/lecture.

THEIR TV TROPE: these were graciously supplied to the discord chat to avoid my disappearance into tv tropes until september

A Father to His Men
Can't Hold His Liquor
Honor Before Reason
Determinator
Determined Defeatist
Warrior Poet
Chick Magnet

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE? discipline, war strategy, murder. mostly murder. he can also fish.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? trying to keep all two members of his remaining family together, alternating between trying to kill one of them at the same time.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: he could use like... friends. space for healing. people to relate to. admirers. an over-invested rival he doesn't pay attention to and feels vaguely irritated by like a persistent gnat that is also trying to kill him. a love interest. ~~food.~~

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

CHARACTER & CANON: Jiang Cheng

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: area man loses everything but his virginity, never helped a situation once in his life and never met a problem he couldn't make worse.

THE SAME PITCH, BUT IT'S AN ENTHUSIASTIC FRIEND HOOKING THEM WITH A JOB/BLIND DATE: wei wuxian vc: handsome eligible sect leader of the idyllic lotus pier with cheekbones that could cut diamond is great with a sword and even better with a whip, also happens to be a single father who loves dogs and is staunchly a family man.

HOW DOES YOUR CHARACTER RUIN FAMILY DINNER? anger management issues meets traumatic childhood of mother routinely eviscerating her children over dinner.

THEIR TV TROPE: same as above, thank u to dulin specifically

Always Second Best
His Own Worst Enemy
Last Of His Kind
Open Mouth. Insert Foot.

WHAT CAN YOUR CHARACTER BRING TO THE TABLE? ghostbusting, electric whip powers, can also fish, excellent swimmer, easily baited into doing anything you want once you figure out the crater sized chip on his shoulder.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? going one step forward two steps back in mending relationships with everyone from his past he's wronged (the entire cast minus xiao xingchen who is not only blind but also blind to the faults of others even prior to losing his sight) and generally feeling miserable.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: man i don't know, someone get this man a break he's so depressed. let him feel useful. say nice words to him. or skewer him and roast him on a spit as he deserves, i'm not super picky but a little short on ideas so if you have any sect leader jiang wishes speak now or forever hold your peace.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT: lets jiang cheng look cool for 2 seconds to manifest this

Hello, let me flood your inbox some more. Wangji's Side Piece (Daughter) is here to provide many things, from: surprise that JC can be a sect leader, popcorn.gif at the whole Wen Qing torch-carrying, begrudging respect, appreciation of purple (also begrudging).

Also anything else you need.

+ Hijikitty - I'm contractually obligated to interract with vampires who need therapy.

side piece daughter... we're kinkshaming. also being a sect leader is like the singular thing he's good at. it's the one thing even i can't roast him for

girl toshi needs so much therapy

I would say that kanesan and hijikata should go fishing together but he's so tired of the ocean, can they just lie on solid ground together for like three hours when they get there

Also will jiang cheng still love xingchen if/when he finds out he also is keeping that really big secret from him

But also hey let's go drinking again, what can go wrong