My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■□□□
I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■□□□□ (She's generally the sensible adult, but has been known to do Stupid.)
Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□
No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■■■
I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. □□□□□
Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■□□□□ (Corporate apocalypse.)
They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■□□□
If I weren’t this hot/charming, or I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■□□□
Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■■□
I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. □□□□□ (Knows how to operate a flip phone. Almost took out an oil rig trying to move her car.)
Sorry, couldn’t you hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■□□□□ (I'm not saying everything in Breaking Bad is her fault, but some of it is.)
Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■■□ (Do you ever just... offer to help buy someone a house out of your own pocket because you feel guilty that your boss is fucking them over.........)
I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■□□□
Actual baby kitten have better self-care instincts than me. ■□□□□
I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. □□□□□
I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ (You know how men show up to the Met Gala and they look incredibly put together but it's still just a nice tux? That's Kim. Jimmy's the one wearing head to toe rhinestones or something.)
I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□
SURVEY SAYS...
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I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions.
■□□□□ (She's generally the sensible adult, but has been known to do Stupid.)
Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs!
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No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands.
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I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow.
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Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse.
■□□□□ (Corporate apocalypse.)
They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested.
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If I weren’t this hot/charming, or I’d be the villain. I still might be.
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Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it.
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I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite.
□□□□□ (Knows how to operate a flip phone. Almost took out an oil rig trying to move her car.)
Sorry, couldn’t you hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme.
■□□□□ (I'm not saying everything in Breaking Bad is her fault, but some of it is.)
Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart.
■■■■□ (Do you ever just... offer to help buy someone a house out of your own pocket because you feel guilty that your boss is fucking them over.........)
I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of.
■■■□□ (See: Kim Wexler vs Men for 5 Minutes (includes spoilers) And then some!)
I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything.
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Actual baby kitten have better self-care instincts than me.
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I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward.
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I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala.
■■■□□ (You know how men show up to the Met Gala and they look incredibly put together but it's still just a nice tux? That's Kim. Jimmy's the one wearing head to toe rhinestones or something.)
I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die.
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