cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

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[downswing]

PLAYER: ruxi
PREFERRED CONTACT: PM is probably fastest — or exar
CHARACTER & CANON: Lan Wangji | The Untamed

ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS: Minaras, but he's got family in Eidris too and keeps... sneaking in...

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: tight-lipped vicious old-timey alternative for when the Ghostbusters won't do house calls in your neighbourhood.

A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING: anything remotely Dishonourable and Unjust, however petty or small. Speaking during meals. Irreverence for the sake of it. Inelegance, lbr.

WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY: ...children, especially his son. Rabbits. Happy ghosts.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? he's been largely Unwinding, while I've been the poster child of digital snails everywhere. But he also wants to find and rescue the cursed child of the rains, whose location, fealty and intentions he knows nothing about — how can this go wrong?

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: ...anyone dumb enough to try to find that cursed kid, hit him up. He's also remarkably stable for a change in this Arc, so while frustrated, he's here if you need exceptionally awkward TLC while coming to terms with how dead everything is. Oh, and ablutions. An exorcist lives to play sad soul-cleansing songs.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:

MEME RATINGS bc why not

[downswing]

My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■■■
J/k, he's a terrible drunk.
I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■□□□
Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■■■
If it sits still long enough, it must be protected. If it does not, it must be made to sit still.
No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■■■
But no one does, thooooooooo.
I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□
True for rabbits.
Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. □□□□□
This is just Five territory, he refuses.
They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■■□
R00d, just because a man lives in his dead mom's confinement chambers —
If I weren’t this hot/charming, or I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■■□
Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■■■
This great tower of self-righteousness ranks at the TOP of Architecture Digest rankings.
I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■□□□□
...maaaaaaybe for dead things.
Sorry, couldn’t you hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■□□□□
When you're not the Protagonist but refuse to accept it for your Grand Entrance segments.
Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■□□□
I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■□□□□
I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■□□□□
Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■□□□
When the battle calls for Berserk mode, you don't exactly start calling up your life insurance manager for advice.
I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■■□
He had the one friend. Married him. Proceeds to have no friends again. This is why you should never get hitched. Bad math mojo.
I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■■■
...and he's not handling the dry cleaning, either.
I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■■■
:|

[incantates]

I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□

hm. this feels really high. press x to doubt.

[downswing]

True for rabbits and kids???????????

[biomed]

I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■■□

Mm too late, he has One (1) surly Doctor friend now, dwi

[downswing]

.........brb marrying this one too.

[cairhien]

she'll continue sneaking him in (under her skirts) through smiles and her not-lies

c:

also they need that family talk pls thanks

[downswing]

Yessssssssssss BUT WAIT UNDER HER SKIRTS???

[unas]

or the not lies
c:

[edgerun]

is the child the one from the undwinding or a diff child...?

[downswing]

Y E P he has gotten it in his head, absent any proof whatsoever, that this child is in need of Help.

[makemeasong]

Clara needs to know more about his hair routine. Desperate to know, really. It's so luxurious.

[downswing]

It's to everyone's ongoing regret that Wangji ALAS does not benefit from his usual bougie accoutrements here, or else he'd really be able to put on a show.


CLARA, HOW DO WE KEEP YOU ALIVE.

[matermali]

Absolutely dumb enough to try to find that cursed kid. This will go smashingly.

[downswing]

Both of them have enviable suicidal streaks, this will go Gr8.

[thedreamer]

I love everything we've done so far and want more of it!

[downswing]

THE DOCTOR IS TOO SWEET Wangji will get a toothache

[chosenbylight]

Dumb enough to want to rescue a child from a strange situation despite possible danger to oneself, you say? Sounds a very Anduin thing to do 👀

[downswing]

Yessssss, I had a post that exploded into LITERALLY EVERYONE telling him what a Bad Idea this is, pls join him in the kid rescue feels, Anduin, they are surrounded by gross pragmatists.

Also, they need a catch-up anyway, you/me/next event, let's figure out some threesome terms???

[snowcleave]

She's good to leave that cursed kid alone, but he's got a perfect record of roping her into things so.

Also at some point please make her surly with soothing music that will rankle her.

[downswing]

DOES SHE HATE MOOOOOOOOSIIIIIIIIIIIC

[perceptive]

A rp buddy got me to watch The Untamed. c: So now I finally know what LWJ is like. Well, the first two episodes at least. I'm still clueless for the most part, but his resting bytch fais... :# He's too cool for school. Clearly.

[downswing]

I have been years in this fandom and still cannot abbreviate, sob.

Lan Wangji is........ a character who only hit me in the last 5-so episodes, when we get a flashback of something he did, he is very contrary to my type. I would say: don't let the veneer fool you, he's very visceral, obsessive and has a heavy penchant for anchoring his belief system on other people, until he learns to pivot to understanding himself.

[spoilers]

River has taken to thinking of him has very like the Doctor in ideals and stubbornness, but stiffer and more proper. (I'm canon blind and know nothing about this character, so idk, but it cracks me up.)

Please forgive her annoyance. The Doctor is on the receiving end of it a lot, himself. Just ask him.

[downswing]

I'm meanwhile largely canon blind to Doctor Who, so I'm going to gently nod and say 'that sounds about right' and take no responsibility for how much that probably offends the Doctor.

SHE IS LOVELY, okay.