cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

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bluesy | number five (TUA)

[somebadnews]

PLAYER: bluesy (aka sheep)
PREFERRED CONTACT: lonesheep or PM or discord chat
CHARACTER & CANON: Number Five Hargreeves

ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS: Minaras

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Tiny unhinged ex-time assassin still hasn’t had a day off.

A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING: He’s an old man with teenage hormones, literally everything gets under his skin. Casual references to time travel especially, he’s every authority on it thanks.

WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY: Coffee, marshmallow-scented magic candles, when his math works out…things we won’t mention.

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? Five had a time in the Unwinding, oof. He got roped into digging for dragon scales thanks to Una, who is also helping him with his time travel briefcase on the side. Also working with Licyn to steal the group’s passport papers before they’re compromised, and he’s very interested in murdering the child in the Unwinding if someone could hook him up with how to find him.

Also dealing with Diego’s suspicious disappearance on the heels of Lila showing up out of the blue, and news about the future that he’s so excited to hear about. And Mingyu, who he had very much planned to go back in time to murder, so it’s a lot. Five is held together by one single fraying thread.

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: Good and bad CR welcome. Five is A Lot on a good day, and these aren’t his good days. Come to him for unhinged favors, get into his time travel math, share conspiracy theories, call him on his shit, fight with him for knowing more than you, shove him off the deep end, or sympathize with the poor guy and get him a drink. I am here for all of your ideas.

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:


STATS:
My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets.
■■■■■
I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions.
□□□□□
Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs!
□□□□□
No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands.
■■■■■
I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow.
□□□□□
Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse.
■■■■■
They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested.
■■■■□
If I weren’t this hot/charming, or I’d be the villain. I still might be.
□□□□□ (still might be the villain though)
Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it.
□□□□□
I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite.
■■■■■
Sorry, couldn’t you hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme.
■■■■□
Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart.
□□□□□
I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of.
■■■■□
I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything.
■■■□□
Actual baby kitten have better self-care instincts than me.
■■■■■
I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward.
■■■□□
I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala.
□□□□□
I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die.
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[edgerun]

*old-manspalin

[somebadnews]

I really could shorten that elevator pitch to this next time.

[unas]

una may or may not be spilling the time travel shenanigans to her captain
sorry not sorry

[somebadnews]

He should have expected this when her crew kept showing up. I need her to introduce this angry child genius sometime, cap will have no questions about her decisions.

[traaaaaash]

Eda should casually mention time pools around him

[somebadnews]

She 100% should, he will be so touchy about this thing he’s actively been horrible at and has no business lecturing about. But he will.

[downswing]

You nearly crushed him, Five.

[somebadnews]

He’s just extremely lucky Five started out so small or he would have. Let’s never speak of it again.

[makemeasong]

I truly have no idea what kind of CR Five and Clara would have, but at the very least, I don't think it'd be boring.

[somebadnews]

Absolutely yes! Five doesn’t know what to make of the Doctor, and he probably feels the same about him, so it’s a perfect time to meet.

Also I adore Clara so I’ll take any excuse ♥

[matermali]

That's a lot of murder, sir.

[somebadnews]

It’s just fantasizing at the moment…… medium-serious planning, but that’s just how he relieves stress.

[thedreamer]

No child murdering on his watch :|

Also I look forward to more hijinks in general, whatever their CR shakes out to be! The Doctor is intrigued/curious/cautious/unsure/all points in between.

[somebadnews]

You haven’t even heard his very rational reasons. It’s for the best!

Yes same ♥ I very look forward to more with them. Five is the cautionary tale for time travelers, just point at him when you wonder how wrong it could go.

But you know. Might as well help him, he’s going to do what he does anyway.

[reparo]

Caffeinated Tired Murderer Will Make Up A Problem If He Can't Find One Visible To Be Paranoid About

[somebadnews]

He is the problem, but he’s also the solution so it works itself out. The solution just happens to sometimes be murder.

[incantates]

Magnus needs to pick his brain about teleporting in and out of the Unwinding sometimes and talk about their collected dragon ...remains. compare a lot of notes.

[somebadnews]

Yes, they do! Five was not planning to go dragon remain hunting, but yadda yadda Una. He wants to hear about this eye before everyone else does.

Get into this ‘stop the evil child’ plan, okay. He’s absolutely a threat that needs ending.

[littlemimic]

U already know we're going to have a million things to do. But do you have a preference on what canon info she gives him first?

[valeas]

ilu for remembering her candles ;;

one day they'll get to be utterly unhinged together and it will be great

[chosenbylight]

We did not really get to toss these two together yet but FYI would still very much love to do so! I love throwing opposite character types together and then forcing them to make it work in some scenario for example HAHA

[biomed]

I feel like at this point Bones knows OF Five so we gotta make this cr happen one way or another. Take the rest of his liquor off his hands, old man 😩

[perceptive]

FIVE. One of my favorites in TUA. Will definitely look for an opportunity to have Charles meet him!

[spoilers]

Five is one of few characters I actually am kind of familiar with, and I've always thought he and River would have great CR. I think they'd annoy the hell out of each other but also get into a lot of trouble.

My new addition, Sarah Bishop, would also probably be happy to call him on his shit. Because that's kind of what she does.