cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

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cella 🪄 hermione granger (hp)

[reparo]

PLAYER: Cella
PREFERRED CONTACT: shortitude (better here than the discord server)
CHARACTER & CANON: Hermione Granger (Harry Potter books)

ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS: Minaras, where they serve(d) as a tax collector. Feared, disliked, occasionally bribed. She has a soft spot for the underdogs though so it's doubtful she'll be hired again.

THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH: Do I have to do everything around here? Because that would be fine.

A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING: Chewing with your mouth open.

WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY: Books, bubble baths, peace and quiet

WHAT ARE THEY UP TO? Attaching herself to any harebrained idea anyone else has; you heroes make the reckless choices and Hermione will support you with witchcraft (and judgement).

CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT: I am flexible, so the ball is in anyone's court. If you're in EB assume I want CR. Can be good, bad, frustrating, brotherly, shenanigans or feels. (More like shenanigans AND feels right??)

THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT:



I can't believe I did this part on mobile:

My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■■□
I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■□□□
Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■■■
No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. □□□□□
I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. □□□□□
Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□
They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■□□□□
If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■■■
Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■■□
I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■■□
Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■□□□
Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■■■
I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■□□□
I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■■□
Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■■□
I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□
I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□
I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

[edgerun]

I need cr with Hermione again now I'm back please!!

[reparo]

Please don't get this one stabbed as well - also yes give

[edgerun]

but then who would Hermione have to fix up?? gotta keep her busy

[reparo]

She's been chilling without Alina here, that's a fact. She does have her potions still around, tbh, but she's going with the conspiracy theorists right now...

They should/could meet in the Mouse House after the Unwinding.

[incantates]

Look at this good child, already cleaning up on everyone else's taxes before the age of 21. A+++ would recommend CR

[reparo]

Thank you, warlock papa. Rec me to your friends.

[incantates]

Everyday, he's just a little more prouder of her /wipes tear

[faceblocker]

loudly chewing gum and blowing a bubble til it pops while Hermione reads

[reparo]

GRITS TEETH

[faceblocker]

also probably snooping through everything that can be perceived in that room. keep her sticky fingers away

[reparo]

She will hex you, Vi, swear to god. Rubs chilli peppers over everything, enjoy pain.

[faceblocker]

so many 'what the fuck's ensue. evil witches are real. bout time Vi found out

[somebadnews]

Never ever do a spell on him again.

[reparo]

You wanted magic bitch

[somebadnews]

This betrayal. :(

[littlemimic]

Brits unite! Hermione is the best girl ever, and Lila needs more responsible and good people in her life. Also, she has to bug all the people who can put up with Five for more than five minutes.

[reparo]

She LIVED with him, Lila. For MONTHS!!!!

The fact that neither of them is dead is a testament to the uneasy best friendship she has managed to strike with this old manchild. Praise her.

[littlemimic]

The absolute HORROR of it, Hermione. You have more patience than her.

Please tell her if she has ever cursed Five with magic, because this would call for a celebration. She will praise and wonder how the hell she did it.

[growlies]

I love these two so very much. Gonna need so much more of them together, gonna need the moment of discovery of oh-that's-why-you-were-upset and for Red to learn why Hermione was rubbing at her arm like dat 8(, and also, should toss Wrath at Hermione again since it's been a bit. :') and I've loved their threads too.