cr meme | happy halloween

[groundrules]

Hello, hello! Welcome to all our fresh meat, may we never go hungry again — if you’re looking to kindle fresh friendships, rivalries and/or romance:

OCTOBER CR MEME

o1. Make your own shiny ad or use the form below to find your character someone who won’t backstab them in the night. Maybe.

o2. Spam like your life depends on it.

o3. Profit, baby, profit.

<b><small>PLAYER</small>:</b> <b><small>PREFERRED CONTACT</small>:</b> <b><small>CHARACTER & CANON</small>:</b> <b><small>ARE THEY BASED IN EIDRIS OR MINARAS</small>:</b> <b><small>THEIR ONE-SENTENCE ELEVATOR PITCH</small>:</b> <b><small>A PET PEEVE THAT GETS THEIR TEETH GRITTING</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT SPARKS THEIR JOY</small>:</b> <b><small>WHAT ARE THEY UP TO</small>?</b> <b><small>CR/SCENARIOS YOU WANT</small>:</b> be specific! <b><small>THROW A GIF IN, YOU DESERVE IT</small>:</b>

But wait. You want to give an even more in-depth idea of your character, or just really like rating things? Score your character 1 (■□□□□ — Strongly Disagree) to 5 (■■■■■ — Strongly Agree) on the below statements. You can add notes, if you want!


My go-to Happy Meal combo is McGuilt with Large Self-Sacrifice, drinking my Regrets. ■■■□□ I’m the bad twin of a sensible adult who can take responsible decisions. ■■■□□ Protecc innocents/children/small animals/the crippled/humanity at all costs! ■■■□□ No one understaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaands. ■■■□□ I’m gruff, and I’m tough, but I’m probably everyone’s preferred hugging pillow. ■■■□□ Surprise! I kicked off another apocalypse. ■■■□□ They say I have a personality beyond my father/mother/mentor complex, but it’s untested. ■■■□□ If I weren’t this hot/charming, I’d be the villain. I still might be. ■■■□□ Hold this horse, my inflexible Ethics and I need to climb high on it. ■■■□□ I’m a living god of the tech bro religion, my know-it-all powers are infinite. ■■■□□ Sorry, couldn’t hear you over my over-the-top Chosen One theme. ■■■□□ Try not to step in the perpetual puddle of my bleeding heart. ■■■□□ I’m the nightmare you should be afraid of. ■■■□□ I’m why we can’t have good things. Or mediocre things. Or anything. ■■■□□ Actual baby kittens have better self-care instincts than me. ■■■□□ I have more mortal enemies than friends, reunions are awkward. ■■■□□ I just woke up like this and could roll into the Met Gala. ■■■□□ I’m a prime destination for when fun’s looking to die. ■■■□□

Comments

[makemeasong]

Clara's been pawned off but I feel like Clara could do with a little daybreak learning. Also...drinking buds is always an option.

[snowcleave]

Both are definitely an option! Fei's taken to testing her new students by taking them to a local, seedy bar, and seeing how they do in the inevitable bar fight. Don't worry, it'll be fine.

[makemeasong]

The actual lol I just made startled my cat.

I'm so sorry in advance. Clara couldn't throw a punch to save her own life /sob

Well, she could. But then she'd have a broken hand, tbh. Which is part of the problem; she knows she needs some survival skills now that she's been through 5 of the circles of Hell. She's serious about it though, if that counts for anything at all.

[snowcleave]

They get a week of practice first! It's gonna be great!

And I am also sorry, Fei can be surly, but that Clara's serious will definitely mean a lot! She'll get her kicking ass don't worry.

[makemeasong]

Clara needs surly training so she can deal with a surly as hell Scot back home. By the end of this, she'll (hopefully) have a little bite to go with her bark that is already too loud for her own good.

[snowcleave]

A lot of the women in Fei's canon are martial arts masters so she is so here for getting the gals in this crazy group in fighting form so they can protect themselves because really what goes on here?