The guy who can't even get laid with his own husband versus the guy who is happy slipping in and out of everyone's bed, my duality apparently

This sounds wonderful (for him) (and his partners, he's at least a good lay, may you be happy before you possibly die Vataz and random paladin NPCs), thank you! I'm going to just. Be amused at this, thank you. Especially since anytime I have had him bounce off NPCs and hit on them they've all been "I don't swing for that team" finally, I didn't thread with anyone, and he got a hit!!!