the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

[groundrules]

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[redhourglass]

[reparo]

Is that just a casual day at the office?

[redhourglass]

For them, or for me?

[reparo]

For you, it doesn't look like you're breaking a sweat.

[redhourglass]

That’s not even a warmup.

[reparo]

I've seen someone else fight like that here. Blonde woman, talks fast - Russian accent?

[redhourglass]

( a beat of hesitation, then: )

My sister, Yelena.

[reparo]

Your sister! [ Of course she knows who Yelena is. Please. They broke into a medical facility together! ]

Older or younger?

[redhourglass]

Younger. ( and technically not related, #it’s complicated — oh well! close enough. )

You’re friends with her?

[reparo]

Yes? We haven't exactly had a chance to sit down and define it, but I'm on her side, so that's one start - right?

[redhourglass]

Close enough for me. ( and probably closer than yelena has had before, not that natasha knows anything about her relationships. )

I’m Natasha.

[reparo]

I'm Hermione. Natasha - nice to meet you.

[redhourglass]

Hermione. Greek?

[reparo]

Originally probably, though my parents aren't. British.

[redhourglass]

Unusual name, must have been hell in school.

[vdovy]

Decent form I guess.

[redhourglass]

Decent? It was perfect.

[vdovy]

I knocked off points for the posing. You did it before and after. Excessive.

[redhourglass]

I was not posing. I needed the momentum!

[vdovy]

I will admit, you did a good job of editing around it. But I can see it in your eyes, right there at the beginning, you are clearly coming out of a pose looking so satisfied with yourself.

[redhourglass]

I was not! I’d like to see you vault off someone without pushing off into it.

[vdovy]

I would do it in several seconds less because I would not be waiting for an imaginary camera to get the shot.

[redhourglass]

And then you’d fall flat on your face.

[vdovy]

Okay, one, I have exceptional balance. I would not fall on my face. Two, if I did, no one would see it because I don't draw attention to myself.

[redhourglass]

Nobody saw me then, either. At least no one who stayed conscious for long.