the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

[groundrules]

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[redhourglass]

[vdovy]

"I'm Natasha, I judge other people's fashion choices even though I only wear leather jackets and the same dark color palette."

[redhourglass]

I was working.

[vdovy]

So what's your excuse the rest of the time?

[redhourglass]

You’re the same way about pockets.

[vdovy]

Classic deflection. At least my pockets are practical.

[redhourglass]

My jacket is practical!

( and it has pockets!!! )

[vdovy]

You should say jackets, plural, since they all look the same.

[redhourglass]

They do not.

( now would be an especially bad time to mention she has multiple of the same leather jacket — but hey, when you can be shot or stabbed at any time, it’s convenient to buy in multiples. )

Why does it matter what I wear?

[vdovy]

Because style is all about self-expression, and you are expressing nothing!

[redhourglass]

I like what I wear!