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the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

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It never hurts to offer a polite smile.

[ Or a psychotic one. Toe-may-toe, toe-mah-toe. ]

[ Usually when he smiles, it's a threat. Here he just got a little too excited. Better not to think about it. ]

That's what I always say.

I find a brilliant smile is often, 'usefully' disarming.

[ Tended to put most people either inappropriately at ease, or on their back-foot. ]

That’s one approach.

[ He looks like a kid, so generally he’s working overtime to do the opposite. But noted. ]

[ Immitates the irritated Five voice. ]

"I don't have a temper problem."

It's only a problem if you're the vending machine.

Was it one of those machines that takes your money but doesn't release the snack?

We've all been there.

[ And then gone on to murder a room full of people. His stress is perfectly relatable. ]

"I may be an old man, but I can be a little baby if I want to."

[ Just when he was appreciating being called an old man, you ruined it. ]

I don't really remember this, but I'd obviously been drinking.

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