the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

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THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[reparo]

You must be a terrible employer if you think they'd take tips from me on how to smack someone with a newspaper.

[ She's going to assume it's him. That they'd hit. And, amused: ] Let me take a guess - are you also a Chosen One?

[recklessenough]

I'm a brilliant employer! Offer room and board, salary, no ineffective adult supervision, and all the daring, life affirming [ read incredibly dangerous ] jobs our heart's desire.

But no. I mean, don't get me wrong I used to like to think I was, but truth is if there are any 'Chosen Ones' among us, that would be Lucy.

[reparo]

Really - because that technique works best against distracted, smug Chosen Ones who can't fit in the room when their ego is in there as well.

[recklessenough]

I believe I would be best described as a work in progress.

[ He knows he's insufferable at times. Lucy and George do him a favor, grounding him, and Lockwood is aware of that fact as well. ]

Lucy's the Chosen One amongst us, and I think you'd find that she is the furthest thing from egotistical. I just make up for it. As a way to maintain cosmic balance.

[reparo]

Yes, well. We do always come in threes, and there's always the cosmic balance maintainer among them.

[recklessenough]

Actually, if I'm honest, the balancer in our little trio is probably George.

But. More importantly ... 'we'? Are you missing your two as well?

[reparo]

I am, yes. Harry and Ron, since you've told me about yours.

[recklessenough]

Which one are you swatting?

[reparo]

Harry.

[recklessenough]

Is he your Chosen One?

[reparo]

He was.

[recklessenough]

I'm sorry. [ He does sound genuine. ]

[reparo]

Oh, no! He's not dead - he's fine! It's just that, does the title linger when you've accomplished that for which a prophecy set you apart as a chosen one?

[recklessenough]

[ Whoops! Lockwood is too used to dealing with death. ]

Oh! My apologies for the assumption. I'm glad for you and for your friend. [ As for her question. ]

I actually don't know that I am qualified to offer an opinion there. Do you feel that way about him?

[reparo]

Do I feel glad that he is finally able to rest from the unbearable burden placed on him by the whole wizarding world expecting a seventeen year old being able to kill a dark wizard for them?

Yes. I'm glad.

[recklessenough]

I expect he is as well.

[ When you boil it down, being a 'Chosen One' isn't that great of an honor. ]