the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

[groundrules]

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[reparo]

Okay, okay - how about... "Can't a man get five minutes alone in the lavatory in peace?"

[vestments]

Close enough.

Little shorter, little more to the point, but you've got the gist.

[reparo]

[ Look she's not going to say 'piss in peace' okay. There's no gold stars to be gained for vulgarity. ]

And the fellow with the skeletal head?

[vestments]

( that's fine, marc can be plenty vulgar for the both of them. )

He's a miserable bastard.

[reparo]

Not a friend, then.

[vestments]

( "he's a dick" is what marc would say if hermione wasn't approximately half marc's age, but. )

How many gods would you call 'friend'?

[reparo]

I'm not on speaking-in-bathrooms terms with any gods.

[vestments]

( wryly, ) I wouldn't recommend it.

I just wanted to eat my flapjacks in peace.