the ❰❰ captions ❱❱ meme

[groundrules]

THE ❰❰ CAPTIONS ❱❱ MEME

o1. Drop a comment header listing your character and their canon.

o2. Under it, reply with comments with icons, pictures or gifs of the character, just one per comment — please link and content warn for any major spoilers or sensitive images!

o3. Tag around ICly with what your character thinks everyone else is doing, 'thinking' or "saying" in their images. The more absurd, the truer to life.

o4. Thread onwards, profit...!

Comments

[cosplayqueen]

That makes a weird amount of sense. Maybe we could stock up on ice packs and cute bandaids for you while you're here with us? I still feel kind of bad for your face.

[vestments]

Not as necessary here.

Besides, you know what they say—.

[cosplayqueen]

Actually no. I'm kind of sheltered like that.

[vestments]

You've never heard the saying — 'you should see the other guy'?

[cosplayqueen]

Oh, wait! I actually know that one! [And now that comment is starting to sink in.] Wow that is a scary thought. Were they trying to jump you or something? Why were you fighting them?

[vestments]

Occupational hazard.

( boxer. mercenary. vigilante.

weird feelings about physical pain and guilt.

etcetera etcetera. )

[cosplayqueen]

Are you a MMA fighter or something?

[vestments]

In my youth.

Now, I'm a priest.

[cosplayqueen]

What?? Congrats! You've led a pretty crazy life, huh?

[vestments]

That's one word for it.