A MEME POUR VOUS

[jeoha]

HOT?? NOT?? SOMETHING ELSE???

✥ Post a toplevel for your character/s
✥ Post gifs/images for people to rank
✥ You can post gifs/images of other people's characters too, if you have them


✥ Vote from the following brackets, or make up your own:
✥ HOT OR NOT?
✥ POTENTIAL VIRGIN SACRIFICE PORTRAIT?
✥ BADASS OR WEAKASS?
✥ ADORABLE OR HORRIBLE?


✥ Most importantly: HAVE FUN AND RELAX. This meme is 99% about showing off gifs, images and art of your characters, so go wild.

Comments

[bearshermark]

Unmoved!! He'll know what u did

[bearshermark]

yey...

but yes, El can part with most of his funds for supplies. farewell money, he only knew you for a short time~

[somebadnews]

So I hear we're having a drinking party great idea.

I love how many gifs there are of this one thing lmao

[downswing]

Not the one happening in the next five minutes.

[weifinder]

Haltham:

[weifinder]

lmf welcome to their life until they get paid $$$ in the next city

[weifinder]

Yeah it's fantastic good bonding time absolutely the intention--

Lmf yeah I was going to say, Five, younger Wei Wuxian was more than your match, he bested you for sheer alcohol consumption

Older he's a little more moderate

Like half the time

[bearshermark]

he was broke for like 6 weeks he understands. but it was nice, entertaining the purely hypothetical fantasy of buying real food while it lasted~

[weifinder]

Wei Wuxian, holding the wine—what???

[bearshermark]

!!!

[weifinder]

... only six weeks...

Su Xunxian

[topoiran]

Lan Sizhui

[paperbutterflies]

and to keep with the theme...

[downswing]

THEM WEN CHEEKS




WHO GAVE YOU THOSE NICE ROBES, LITTLE BOY




YOU SPOILED

[paperbutterflies]

He agrees, he is very spoiled, and grateful for every last bit of it!

[downswing]

Baby remember

whatever auntie Wen tells you


and that other hooligan


You were born in a Gusu Lan spring ok????

[paperbutterflies]

... so do I get this right, now TWO men claim to have birthed him...

[downswing]

No


One was a cold spring





Son, you were found under a rock

[paperbutterflies]

Ah. That makes sense, he supposes....
...........

[downswing]

Ok so here is how the legend of Sizhui happened:

First, a woman of Wen and a man of the same, because you're filthy in-breeders, let's be honest here, you don't get a weave as plastic-y as Ruohan's through normal descendance — they talked in intimacy, because that is how babies are conceived, as far as Sizhui ever needs to know.

Then, the woman... spits in dirt. And a turnip seed is born! And then a pale of wind blows, and the seed lands in Yiling, where an absolute idiot collects it And lo, he sets it within dirt, and the seed grows and a turnip blooms, but wait, the wind blows once more.

And lo again, the turnip is ripped free and lands in river water, where a fish consumes it, then the fish... re... treats behind a stone... and... definitely doesn't die, because no one dies in Sizhui's world, the fish is just really old, okay, the fish goes to fishy toilet heaven with all its fishy friends, and from its... scales... a child is born behind the river stream rock!

This child survives the water somehow, and he is discovered by beautiful guqin-plucking hands, and he becomes a radish, ONLY ONE MAN'S SON ALONE.


THE END

[lancifolium]

The absolute winner of the cheekiest smirk contest.

[paperbutterflies]

This is a masterpiece.

[somebadnews]

THEY're probably... even now... Five in his 13-year-old body does not have his tolerance built back up so it doesn't take a hell of a lot, but he's doing his best to destroy this young liver let me tell you.

And whatever he sees no problem.

Anyway he does need to expand his circle of drinking buddies beyond Mingyu, they just talk shit about everyone.

[downswing]

It's all true, there were witnesses.

[paperbutterflies]

... you do realize he stayed at the House of Dew for a while before they got to the farm, right?